Re: F1 anagrams

Well, pretty cruel for Stroll :)
Hilarious!
Nice work.


On 22 Apr 2025 12:25:10 +0100 (BST), Lardy Girl <[email protected]>
wrote:

>(Followups set to alt.anagrams)
>
>In a fit of semi-randomness, I found the following silly anagram,
>which I figure might amuse some denizens of rasf1 and alt.anagrams:
>    Lewis Hamilton =  I'm natsi? Oh, well.
>    
>The upside-down spelling meshes with the idea that upside-down 44 = HH.
>But fear not - the traditional spelling and F1 drivers with other car
>numbers aren't left out:
>    Carlos Sainz = Crass ol' Nazi
>    
>I seem to have a knack for finding negativity in most names I examine:
>    George W. Russell = Legs urge "Slower!"
>    Liam Lawson = Slow animal
>    Oscar Piastri = "I is sorta crap."
>    Alexander Albon = A bland one. Relax.
>    Gabriel Bortoleto = Tolerable bigot or...?
>The letters are especially unkind to Stroll:
>    Lance Strulovitch = Churl acts violent
>
>For balance, and for anyone convinced that the letters don't lie,
>a little positivity is available, though:
>    Andrea Kimi Antonelli = Neat kid! Earn a million!
>    Got reliable robot:  Gabriel Bortoleto
>      (another option:   Or able, legit robot )
>    Liam Lawson:  Aim: no walls!  
>    Let victors launch! = Lance Strulovitch 
>
>The mixed bag contains some way-off-track excursions too:
>    Kimi Antonelli = On limit, in lake.
>    Liam Lawson ~ is all woman.
>Perhaps he's not the only female on the grid; look closely at Stroll:
>    Lance Strulovitch = Cunt & overalls itch!
>
>Before I quit torturing you, I must report that the teams aren't
>immune from my attention: 
>     Aston Martin = A titan's norm.
>     Kick Sauber = Er, ask Buick...?
>
>Anybody masochistic enough to want more (of slightly higher quality
>overall, I hope), can visit http://theanna.org/grams/lardbucket/f1.html
>- which I'll update soon with any of the goofiness above that grabs
>at least a grin from someone.
>
>
>LG

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