Re: Homo microcranous descendant search
Dr Mickey Mallard Eye Nose and Ugly <[email protected]>
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On Sunday, July 9, 2023 at 12:23:35 PM UTC-7, Dr Mickey Mallard Eye Nose and Ugly wrote: > A revelation was made at the Tunnel Road IHOP by researcher Newgene McMensa while reading national geographic magazine. > > McMensa noticed that a customer with a shiny bald haid hoo was bitching about his bill had a striking resemblance to a photo of Homo microcranous in the magazine. > > Unfortunately, as McMensa approached the baldhaider and attempted too measure his undersized bald haid, the man cut loose with a loud and fragrunt fart which set off fire alarms and cleared the IHOP. > > After considerable inquires, it hss been learned that the Homo microcranous look-alike was one Larry "the mOOner" Buttwhistle, a buffoonish Shinola distributor in the area. > > If Larry is sighted dew not approach him without a gas mask. A photo of Larry can be seen hyur... https://phys.org/news/2020-03-smallest-homo-erectus-cranium-africa.html