Homo microcranous descendant search

A revelation was made at the Tunnel Road IHOP by researcher Newgene McMensa while reading national geographic magazine.

McMensa noticed that a customer with a shiny bald haid hoo was bitching about his bill had a striking resemblance to a photo of Homo microcranous in the magazine.

Unfortunately, as McMensa approached the baldhaider and attempted too measure his undersized bald haid, the man cut loose with a loud and fragrunt fart which set off fire alarms and cleared the IHOP.

After considerable inquires, it hss been learned that the Homo microcranous look-alike was one Larry "the mOOner" Buttwhistle, a buffoonish Shinola distributor in the area.

If Larry is sighted dew not approach him without a gas mask.