Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Five
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> Will-Dockery wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> >>> Will posted a photograph in 1996 wherein he appears to be smoking a cigarette, deep in thought. >>> >>> Will swears that he doesn't remember what he was doing that night, it was 1996, thirty years ago, after all. >>> >>> A picture, however, is worth a thousand words. >>> >>> The photograph has given rise to countless flame wars wherein AAPC members argue >> >> >> https://youtube.com/shorts/gXvUrNMt2k0?is=v1wEVhIoXRaQ58dS >> >> No reason to argue, any casual reader can follow the link above and verify that my statement is the truth. >> >> HTH and HAND. >> >> 😏 > > > > The reader has no need to click on a link. > > A crystal clear, high resolution image appears at the start of this thread. > > It is clear that the cigarette is not yet lit. Consequently, there is no smoke (nor is any smoke visible in the photograph). > > Your eyes are not focused at a point *above* the cigarette, where the smoke would be (pretending that it were actually lit). They are focused *beneath* it. They are focused on something being pinched between the tip or your thumb and finger. > > It is either a bed bug (or similar blood-sucking insect that you'd just picked off of your person), or a booger that you'd just picked out of your nose. > > If there were a third option that is equally viable, I am unable to think of what such might be. 3. A booger that Will Donkey has picked out of someone else's nose. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709207999#709207999 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655