Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-Three

[email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
in news:[email protected]: 

>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>> 
>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Everything here is documented in various A.A.P.C. posts.  The less
>>> historically verifiable Moose lore will come later.
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> I DEMAND MORE MOOSE LORE!!!!
>> 
>> --
>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
> 
> 
> 
> While George J. Dunce *loves* the local Moose, they are reportedly
> less than fond of him. 
> 
> The Moose will put on dresses to cater to Dunce's personal needs (he
> runs the local Bo'dello, after all), but they are known to treat him
> abusively -- as when they force him to join them in one of their many
> "Moose Games." 
> 
> 
> View the attachments for this post at:
> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709545325#709545325
> 
I was about to say that nobody deserves that. Glad I stopped myself. 

-- 
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets 
another asskicking from The One True Melissa