Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirteen
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> CLAY DONKEY. >>> >>> Clay is the eldest of Will's three children (two with his late wife, Lady K, and a third that he doesn't talk about). >>> >>> Clay is a professional cosplayer, who frequents Brony conventions. >>> >>> He's also a Homose*ual -- although Will Donkey refuses to admit it. >>> >>> In this image, he is sitting in front of his computer screen with his imaginary family, waiting (in vain) for Michael Pendragon to apologize to him. >> >> >> >> Will Donkey has written several poems about Clay over the years. This is the earliest known example: >> >> Big Fat f***in' Epiphany >> >> I had an epiphany yesterday >> I realized that Clay is gay >> He plays dress up as Princess Lei- >> Around the village every day >> You'll see him prance and swish and sway >> But I still love him anyway. >> >> I had an epiphany last night, by heck >> That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck >> I mooch off my brother's disability check >> I've got six chins beneath my neck >> But no one ever would suspeck >> Because they're hid beneath my beard. >> >> I have to say it's really weird >> To see yourself as others do. >> My wife and kids done left me, too >> I guess they saw the way I see >> Myself with this epiphany. >> >> So I can't write and I can't sing >> And I can't fight Jim in a ring >> Not even for some charity. >> I'm just a Fat f**k in a tent >> Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent >> Who never bathes or pays his rent >> And stinks like beer and pee. >> >> And just in case you haven't guessed >> This Fat f**k bum who's such a mess >> I'll here confess that it is me >> Willie "Douchebag" Dockery. > > > Poor Clay, born, raised and living as a Dockery. He changed his first name to "Lay," but that didn't help, other than in meeting temporary friends. Another piece of folklore that rose up around stories of Will Donkey's homophobic issues regarding his son, is that when a young Clay first started to show homosexual tendencies, Will Donkey undertook extreme measures to ensure that it would never come to pass. The following image appears to combine the above-related incident, with Will's famous swizzle stick photos with the Dark Queen. View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709563219#709563219 This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709197174#709197174 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655