Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirteen

> HarryLime wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> CLAY DONKEY.
>>>> 
>>>> Clay is the eldest of Will's three children (two with his late wife, Lady K, and a third that he doesn't talk about).
>>>> 
>>>> Clay is a professional cosplayer, who frequents Brony conventions.
>>>> 
>>>> He's also a Homose*ual -- although Will Donkey refuses to admit it.
>>>> 
>>>> In this image, he is sitting in front of his computer screen with his imaginary family, waiting (in vain) for Michael Pendragon to apologize to him.
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>>> 
>>> Will Donkey has written several poems about Clay over the years.  This is the earliest known example:
>>> 
>>> Big Fat f***in' Epiphany
>>> 
>>> I had an epiphany yesterday
>>> I realized that Clay is gay
>>> He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
>>> Around the village every day
>>> You'll see him prance and swish and sway
>>> But I still love him anyway.
>>> 
>>> I had an epiphany last night, by heck
>>> That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
>>> I mooch off my brother's disability check
>>> I've got six chins beneath my neck
>>> But no one ever would suspeck
>>> Because they're hid beneath my beard.
>>> 
>>> I have to say it's really weird
>>> To see yourself as others do.
>>> My wife and kids done left me, too
>>> I guess they saw the way I see
>>> Myself with this epiphany.
>>> 
>>> So I can't write and I can't sing
>>> And I can't fight Jim in a ring
>>> Not even for some charity.
>>> I'm just a Fat f**k in a tent
>>> Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
>>> Who never bathes or pays his rent
>>> And stinks like beer and pee.
>>> 
>>> And just in case you haven't guessed
>>> This Fat f**k bum who's such a mess
>>> I'll here confess that it is me
>>> Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
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>> Poor Clay, born, raised and living as a Dockery.  He changed his first name to "Lay," but that didn't help, other than in meeting temporary friends.
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> Another piece of folklore that rose up around stories of Will Donkey's homophobic issues regarding his son, is that when a young Clay first started to show Homose*ual tendencies, Will Donkey undertook extreme measures to ensure that it would never come to pass.
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> The following image appears to combine the above-related incident, with Will's famous swizzle stick photos with the Dark Queen.



True, but Clay's friends always knew that he appreciated a new butt plug for Christmas and his birthday.  Prancing wears out the accessory fairly quickly. 


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