Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Nine

[email protected] (NancyGene)
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> HarryLime wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>>>>> [snip]
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>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
>>>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
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>>> Handy Sandy posted several pictures on Facebook allegedly showing the physical damage caused by a fall in her kitchen.  It was obvious from the photos that she had been severely beaten, and that she had posted the photos a evidence should the perpetrator ever raise his hand against her again.
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>>> We'll never know for sure if it was One-Drum Derundo who beat her, but the husband is always the number one suspect in such cases.
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>> I think it was Will Donkey who slugged her for screeching louder than he did on a song.  One Drum does beat on her regularly, just for practice.  Did you notice how flat her head is (insert joke that includes beer).
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> Derundo beat her over the head so often that he pounded the top of it flat -- effectively turning her into a handy, dandy, bottle standy?



Yes, HandySandy has many uses, including a beverage standy.  She is also convenient in cars, as she can accommodate the Big Slurp cup. 


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