Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Nine
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> George J. Dance wrote: >>>> >>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: >>>>> [snip] >>>> >>>> >>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) >>>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>> >>> >>> >>> Handy Sandy posted several pictures on Facebook allegedly showing the physical damage caused by a fall in her kitchen. It was obvious from the photos that she had been severely beaten, and that she had posted the photos a evidence should the perpetrator ever raise his hand against her again. >>> >>> We'll never know for sure if it was One-Drum Derundo who beat her, but the husband is always the number one suspect in such cases. >> >> >> >> I think it was Will Donkey who slugged her for screeching louder than he did on a song. One Drum does beat on her regularly, just for practice. Did you notice how flat her head is (insert joke that includes beer). > > > Derundo beat her over the head so often that he pounded the top of it flat -- effectively turning her into a handy, dandy, bottle standy? Yes, HandySandy has many uses, including a beverage standy. She is also convenient in cars, as she can accommodate the Big Slurp cup. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709195702#709195702 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655