Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-Seven

In article <[email protected]>,
Cujo DeSockpuppet  <[email protected]> wrote:
>[email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>news:[email protected]: 
>
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> The Ahmos Zu-Bolton incident has been reconstructed as accurately
>>>>> from all the available sources: Will's posts, his high school
>>>>> yearbook, the school magazine, and from Internet bios on Zu-bolton.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> The Zu-Bolton folklore is complicated by the fact that Will
>>>>> Dockery's memories don't match up with what evidence is known to
>>>>> exist. Zu-Bolton was not, as Will claims, the poet-in-residence at
>>>>> Carver High.  He was the Visiting Writer-in-residence at the
>>>>> University of Missouri.  As a part of the Visiting Writer program,
>>>>> Zu-Bolton would travel to various schools in the region, and sit in
>>>>> on one or two of their English classes.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Apparently, Will's teacher, Dan Barfield, introduced Zu-Bolton to
>>>>> the class using his University of Missouri title, and Will mistook
>>>>> him to mean that he was the "Poet-in-Residence" at Carver high.  As
>>>>> previously, no mention of Zu-Bolton appears in the Carver yearbook
>>>>> of the year he was supposedly there.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Will later expanded his story to include such tidbits as Zu-Bolton
>>>>> and Barfield having served together in Vietnam, and how he (Will)
>>>>> would often join the two of them on their nightly carousals of the
>>>>> local bars.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Apart from Will Dockery's stories, there is no evidence to back any
>>>>> of this up.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Will Donkey once claimed that he'd paid his literary dues by having
>>>>> worked on his high school poetry magazine.  Need one say more?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> View the attachments for this post at:
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709656141#709656141
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> It's so stupid, it just has to be completely true.
>>>> 
>>>> --
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> According to Donkey's poems, his life at that time was pretty much
>>> one long drug trip, so who knows how much was real. 
>>> 
>>> I will say that the story's so stupid, I've no doubt that the Donkey
>>> believes it. 
>>> 
>>> But what the Donkey believes and what actually happened are often two
>>> very different things. 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Alas, Will Donkey's life peaked in the 25 years he spent in elementary
>> and high school.  He learned not a thing during those years, but he
>> has fantasies and tizzies about them.  He is frequently in a "comma." 
>
>Let's not forget the hissy fits when the Drama Queen of AAPC isn't the 
>center of everything. 
>
>Reality to Dreckweasel: "Unending DouchebagDrama(tm) chases people away 
>and you still think Benders is his friend. How fucking stupid are you, 
>you delusional simpleton?" 
>
>Even Binky(Word used by paedophiles to indicate their joy of child sexual molestation) is smarter than that. 
>


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 [email protected] (The Doctor) wrote in
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 In article <[email protected]>,
 Nomen Nescio  <[email protected]> wrote:
 she had a total eclipse of the heart
  
   
   Yeah! Meaning?

   Do you often hear a lot of "WHOOSH" sounds above your head, dimwit? 

   If you do, I think I figured out why. You're just as stupid as
   Little Willie Douchebag. Besides being kooks, you also have "The WHOOSH of 
   Cluelessness" in common. Damn, you are stupid. 



   -- 
   "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
   you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're
   functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
   Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon 

>-- 
>"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets 
>another asskicking from The One True Melissa


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