Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Seventeen

[email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
in news:[email protected]: 

>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>> 
>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> This bit of folklore is, unfortunately, entirely grounded on fact:
>>> 
>>> "Well, I've gone black and did come back. The black women I've had
>>> sex with have been very exciting... there's that element of
>>> interest, slightly different muscle tone and genital make up,
>>> that's hard to describe in a family oriented group... it is a very
>>> tasty treat indeed..."
>>> -- Will Dockery
>>> 
>>> "Like sliding into the heart of darkness, man, hot and tight... and
>>> bushy."
>>> -- Will Dockery on his experiences with "black p*ssy."
>>> 
>>> "and you know… that over the years, I HAVE come really
>>> close to 'converting' to negrohood... remember in the early 1980s
>>> when I hated white folks and all that?"
>>> -- Will Dockery
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> A recent rumor, which seems destined to become part of the folklore
>>> is that Will used to don blackface during his "Negrohood" period.
>>> 
>>> To date, no photos have been found to support this tale.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Will is also known to be friends with a man named Carruthers, a
>>> Confederate flag waving redneck who lives in a trailer and posts
>>> racist sayings and images on his Facebook page.  He is believed to
>>> be a card-carrying member of the KKK.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Here's a screenshot of Will Donkey's longtime friends and band
>>> mates, the Conley Brothers.  The poster on the wall behind them says
>>> it all: 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> View the attachments for this post at:
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709700865#709700865
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> I heard a rumor that the band got Sand Jobs after the show. Is it
>> true? 
>> 
> 
> 
> Pretty much after every show.  As long as they're the ones buying her
> beer. 

Bastards couldn't even spring for a cheap steak dinner? So classy. 


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