Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Two

[email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
in news:[email protected]: 

>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey
>>>>>>>> aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over
>>>>>>> the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT
>>>>>>> EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka
>>>>>>> Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice,
>>>>>>> etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. 
>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> While written content is well-documented through A.A.P.C. posts,
>>>>>> the accompanying image is patently false, as there is no reason
>>>>>> to believe that Will Donkey, "Jordy," and Dunce have ever
>>>>>> actually met.  Their alliance is strictly online. 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> The Late, Unlamented Stephen "Pickles" Pickering as also a
>>>>> prominent member of Team Donkey for a few year... until his timely
>>>>> (some say, much overdo) demise. 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Vinyl c*nt signed on as well... but fled almost immediately.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Ducky Mallard and an AI bot calling itself "MummyChunk are the
>>>>> latest additions to the team, although their contributions appear
>>>>> to be sporadic. 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Team Donkey was originally known as The Dunce Gang, and consisted
>>>> of George J. Dunce, Will Donkey, Hieronymous Corey (credited as
>>>> such, although he wasn't actually a member), and Michael Pendragon
>>>> (to his undying shame). 
>>>> 
>>>> The Dunce Gang was supplanted by Team Donkey when Will Donkey took
>>>> over, relegating Dunce to a subsidiary role (subsidiary even to
>>>> General Zid, a.k.a., Stinky George). 
>>>> 
>>>> No one knows exactly how this usurpation came about, although it
>>>> has been postulated that it happened when George J. Dunce started
>>>> hiding from the women in the group (Karla, Gwyneth, Brooke, ME, and
>>>> NancyGene) of whom he was desperately afraid. 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> All of the above is true and not folklore.  George J. Dunce is
>>> afraid of women, the underside of sheets, rogue Moose, being rolled
>>> over on, not being able to extract himself from a packing box, the
>>> money pit that is Will Donkey's "book," and being forced to pull
>>> down his pants. 
>> 
>> 
>> Here's a classic image of Team Donkey from the early 2020s.  Moose
>> were regularly recruited to increase membership. 
> 
> 
> 
> Here's Team Donkey in full battle regalia racing to battle against
> their foe. 

You misspelled "to defeat". HTH!

> This generally doesn't happen until their foe hasn't posted on
> A.A.P.C. for over a year... but it's the thought that counts. 
> 
> 
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Bravo!

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