Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-One

> HarryLime wrote:
> 
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
>> in news:[email protected]:
>> 
>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> As unbelievable as this might seem, it really happened, and is
>>> well-documented in A.A.P.C. posts and "The Autograph of Zorro"
>>> videos on YouTube.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Even more unbelievable, Will Donkey still claims that Mr. Benders
>>> and he were friends who held each other's work in the highest
>>> regard.
>>> 
>>> Mr. Benders, otoh, had this to say:
>>> 
>>> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
>>> single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
>>> flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,
>>> eh,...because..... because you like to call yourself a poet."
>>> 
>>> and this:
>>> 
>>> "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
>>> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
>>> reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
>>> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps
>>> coming back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old
>>> f**k, and I hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a
>>> better place if that happens."
>>> 
>>> and this:
>>> 
>>> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
>>> your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
>>> remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
>>> you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which
>>> gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All
>>> spammers I have seen so far were all without a single exception
>>> Americans. Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they
>>> get the idea spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven
>>> right to pollute the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under
>>> the flag of 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or
>>> reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be."
>>> 
>>> 
>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Even PJR is in awe of Benders.
>>> 
>>> ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!!
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> Unfortunately, Benders was a bit before my time (at A.A.P.C.), but he
>>> appears to have attained an almost mythological status.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474
>>> 
>>> 
>> 
>> He was before my time here too, but Dreckery won several Usenet Kook
>> Awards for that stupidity.
>> 
>> ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!
>> 
>> 
> 
> 
> Donkey printed out a list of each of those awards, which he proudly displays alongside of his a**hole Merit Badges and his Perky.




If Will Donkey is remembered at all (even as a footnote in Usenet history), it will be for having been the butt of the biggest troll ever... as his drunken performances as Zorro (complete with clown shoes and a Zorro mask) attest. 


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