Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty

> HarryLime wrote:
> 
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
>> in news:[email protected]:
>> 
>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>> posted:
>>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>>> 
>>> [snip]
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>> 
>>> The above folklore is, yet again, predicated entirely upon fact.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Some misrepresentations, but I don't see any outright lies in your
>>> Zod post.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Zod was (is?)
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Zod is alive and well, I spoke with him on the telephone just last
>>> night.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> a career pissbum, or to use his own description, "Dharma Bum."
>>> 
>>> He claimed that he chose to be unemployed, and that his homeless
>>> state of living under a piece of discarded tarp was his
>>> "retirement."
>>> 
>>> He often wrote that he was lying by the banks  of the Chattahoochee
>>> smoking a cigar, drinking a cheap bottle of wine, and watching the
>>> sunset -- and boasting about how his "Life is good."
>>> 
>>> He also wrote numerous poems about his "girlfriend," Loretta.
>>> According to his posts, Loretta was "a real entrepreneur" who sold
>>> weed, and traded "cuddles" for grass, smokes, or booze.
>>> 
>>> George wrote at least a half dozen poems about his and Loretta's
>>> relationship, which he submitted to "The Sunday Sampler."  The
>>> poems inevitably described Loretta dancing about the "camp" fire
>>> while Dirty Mike strummed a different stringed instrument.
>>> 
>>> Their love story became so strongly ingrained in the AAPC folklore
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Zod did write at least a dozen poems about Loretta.
>>> 
>>> Zod is now living in an apartment in Columbus Georgia, and the last
>>> I heard from Loretta had gone back to live with her family out in
>>> rural Georgia.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Thanks for the update on Loretta.  I had assumed that she'd met with
>>> a grisly end at the RiverWalk homeless camp.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> The RiverWalk homeless camp is one of the largest such camps in the
>>> United States.  Rats, toxic fish from the Chattahoochee, and other
>>> campers are said to make up a large portion of their daily diet.
>>> 
>>> Will Donkey, otoh, tends to choose boogers on toast.
>>> 
>>> 
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>> 
>> 
>> Douchebag + Boogers = Lunch is served.
>> 
>> --
>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
> 
> 
> 
> He's also fond of homemade Booger snow cones.



Sometimes he and "Jordy" share some split pee soup as well.


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