Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-One

> HarryLime wrote:
> 
>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>> 
>>> 
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> As unbelievable as this might seem, it really happened, and is
>>>> well-documented in A.A.P.C. posts and "The Autograph of Zorro"
>>>> videos on YouTube.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Even more unbelievable, Will Donkey still claims that Mr. Benders
>>>> and he were friends who held each other's work in the highest
>>>> regard.
>>>> 
>>>> Mr. Benders, otoh, had this to say:
>>>> 
>>>> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
>>>> single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
>>>> flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,
>>>> eh,...because..... because you like to call yourself a poet."
>>>> 
>>>> and this:
>>>> 
>>>> "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
>>>> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
>>>> reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
>>>> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps
>>>> coming back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old
>>>> f**k, and I hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a
>>>> better place if that happens."
>>>> 
>>>> and this:
>>>> 
>>>> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
>>>> your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
>>>> remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
>>>> you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which
>>>> gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All
>>>> spammers I have seen so far were all without a single exception
>>>> Americans. Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they
>>>> get the idea spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven
>>>> right to pollute the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under
>>>> the flag of 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or
>>>> reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be."
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Even PJR is in awe of Benders.
>>>> 
>>>> ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!!
>>>> 
>>>> --
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>> 
>>>> Unfortunately, Benders was a bit before my time (at A.A.P.C.), but he
>>>> appears to have attained an almost mythological status.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> He was before my time here too, but Dreckery won several Usenet Kook
>>> Awards for that stupidity.
>>> 
>>> ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!
>>> 
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Donkey printed out a list of each of those awards, which he proudly displays alongside of his a**hole Merit Badges and his Perky.
> 
> 
> 
> If Will Donkey is remembered at all (even as a footnote in Usenet history), it will be for having been the butt of the biggest troll ever... as his drunken performances as Zorro (complete with clown shoes and a Zorro mask) attest.



Will Donkey won't be remembered by anyone, even by his family.  He's not leaving anyone anything, so the Donkeytits family won't even drag him around. 


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