Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Seven
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> George J. Dance wrote: >>> >>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: >>>> >>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: >>>>> ELLEN HORNY >>>>> >>>>> Ellen Horny is an admirer, and suspected ex-lover, of Will Donkey. >>>>> >>>>> She's known for having filmed (very badly) the majority of his karaoke performances at LeGents with her iphone. >>>>> >>>>> Apart from that, she's said to be a local (Columbus) crazy cat lady, who is armed and extremely dangerous. >>>> >>>> >>>> Ellen dislikes being called "Horny," and has been known to send this image (sans cats) via Facebook Messenger to anyone attaching the offensive final "y" to her last name. >>> >>> >>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) >>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>> >>> One Michael Pendragon, in mockery, >>> Would lie all the time about Dockery. >>> When called on each lie >>> He'd whine and he'd cry: >>> "That wasn't a lie -- it was folkery!" >> >> >> >> Do you deny that an entire folklore has developed regarding A.A.P.C.? >> >> Do you deny that the stories I've been listing here form a large and crucial part of it? >> >> Everything said here about Ellen Horny is certainly true. And, yes, the crazy cat lady brandishing a gun is an actual photograph of her that was taken from her Facebook page. > > > > Ellen's seen at LeGents so often, it's been rumored that she lives in Women's restroom there. > > This actually seems plausible, as the clientele at LeGents is predominantly male. Ellen claims to dislike being called "Miss Horny," but in half of her Facebook photos she's clutching a large pistol. (Freud would get it.) This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709378568#709378568 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655