Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Two
[email protected] (HarryLime)
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>>> George J. Dance wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote: >>>>>> [snip] >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) >>>>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> The Donkeytits Emporium North appears to have no known basis in fact. It does, however, form a humorous parallel to the Bait Store where Sarah Donkeytits hawks Will's chapbooks -- Dunce, being Will's publisher, opened a local branch in an attempt to move his backlog of books. >>>> >>>> That said, George J. Dunce is known to be a "second-hander" and it would not have been out of character for him to have copied the Donkeytits Emporium from Will. >>> >>> >>> >>> If so, the enterprise generated very little money, as George J. Dunce is said to still reside in a "box house." >> >> >> >> When George J. Dunce heard that the moose-sized Dork Queen was heading up to Canuckistan, he added another room to the Emporium. "One can never have enough ladies," he told the local paper. > > > George J. Dunce tried to get Big Mo to work at the Emporium, but he couldn't find a big enough bed to support her. George J. Dunce is a card-carrying NAMBLA man, and when he tires of the Moose, he often heads out for play-dates with the local youth. View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=710053378#710053378 This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709191238#709191238 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655