Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part One
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[quote="HarryLime"] > HarryLime wrote: > The MC bot has recently pointed out that at least one A.A.P.C. flame war (and, one presumes, the members involved in it) has become a part of the group's folklore. > > In part one of this essay, we'll take a look at one of the best known figures therein... Will Donkey. > > Will Donkey is not just a caricature of an A.A.P.C. troll; he's a complex, legendary character about whom many legendary tales have taken form.[\quote] > > This should be of no surprise to anyone, as Will Donkey has been spamming A.A.P.C. 24/7 for the past 25+ years. > > He may be a total unknown everywhere else on the planet, but at A.A.P.C. (a.k.a. The Will Donkey Dog & Pony Show), Will Donkey is a superstar! Will Donkey was born in Shitholeville, Georgia, in 1958, and has spent nearly all of his life there. Little is known of his earliest years, but he boasts of having lost his virginity at the tender age of 13. One shudders to speculate as to the ages of his early partners, for as Will says "We do things somewhat differently down South." This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709190112#709190112 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655