Re: Why the electoral college is manifestly and obviously wrong and unjust

On Tue, 11 Aug 2026 07:12:58 -0000 (UTC), Rec Boats wrote: 
>On 10 Aug 2026, Governor Swill  posted 
>> On Mon, 10 Aug 2026 04:24:09 GMT, marika wrote: 
>>>>> There are 15 low population red shithole states with a combined
>>>>> population of a little over 39 million, roughly matching
>>>>> California's 39 million. They are 
>> 
>> Alabama, 5.2m
>>  Alaska,  740k
>> Arkansas, 3.1m
>>  Idaho, 2m
>>  Kansas, 3m
>> Kentucky, 4.6m
>> Louisiana, 4.6m
>> Mississippi, 3m
>> Montana, 1.1m
>> Nebraska, 2m
>> North Dakota, 800k
>> South Dakota, 940k
>> Utah, 3.6m
>> West Virginia, 1.8m
>> and Wyoming. 590k
>> 
>> Total:  35M
>
>Without those states, you incompetent left-wing toad fuckers would be 
>starving to death.

Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving.   We intend to form our own country, 
and we're taking the other Blue States with us.   In case you aren't
aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.   We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to
the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly:  You get  Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.   We get the Statue of
Liberty.   You get Dollywood.    We get Intel and Microsoft.   You get
WorldCom.   We get  Harvard.   You get Ole' Miss.   We get 85 percent
of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.   You get  Alabama. We
get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay
their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families.   You get a
bunch of single moms.   Please be aware that Nuevo California will be
pro-choice and anti-war,  and we're going to want all our citizens
back from Iraq at once.   If  you need people to fight, ask your
evangelicals.   They have kids they're apparently willing to send to
their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show
pictures of their children's caskets coming home.   We do wish you
success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not
willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the
high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister
schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.   With the Red States, on the
other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese
Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all
U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of
the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100
percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,
Clemson and the University of Georgia.   We get Hollywood and
Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44
percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam
was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you
are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,
Blue States
-- 
You may have noticed, while checking in on the G7, that Trump had 
to ask Zelensky for forgiveness and Macron fed him a plate of crow 
by using the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles as the setting for Trump 
to sign his capitulation.

In another globally witnessed humiliation, he was roundly snubbed at 
a group photo op.

Long ago, another agreement signed in Versailles failed horribly..

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