Re: The Golden State

On 8/13/26 9:33 AM, Dude wrote:
> On 8/11/2026 9:50 PM, dart200 wrote:
>> On 8/11/26 6:27 PM, Dude wrote:
>>> Babylon Bee - America's Newspaper of Record: Top 10 Reasons To Move 
>>> To California
>>>
>>> With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The 
>>> Babylon Bee are here to help turn the tide. Here are just ten of the 
>>> many great reasons why you should turn that U-Haul around and head to 
>>> the Golden State:
>>>
>>> Free smoke: Every year, the state burns down entire forests to 
>>> provide citizens with free smoke. Neat!
>>>
>>> Overcome your attachment to material goods: It's easy when the 
>>> government takes all your income.
>>>
>>> Thar's gold in them thar hills!: That's why it's called the Golden 
>>> State.
>>>
>>> Amazing restaurants like the French Laundry: Peasants like you can't 
>>> eat there, but it's cool knowing it's there.
>>>
>>> Incredible high-speed rail system: Coming summer of 2096.
>>>
>>> Hobo Steve: He's the nicest hobo you'll ever meet. Aw, Steve.
>>>
>>> Rice-a-roni, the San Francisco treat: Mm-mm. Delicious.
>>>
>>> Kids be learning how to talk that good English: No other school 
>>> system in the country be teaching kids like this.
>>>
>>> Thousands of hospices to choose from: All within a one-mile radius. 
>>> Incredible.
>>>
>>> Beautiful views of the stars during grid blackouts: Unless there's 
>>> the free smoke.
>>>
>>> What more could you want? Pack your bags and head out west, folks.
>>
>> unlike most people on this planet, ur free to leave dud
>>
>> or even better find a grave already!
>>
> So, I came here to get enlightened.

u will never experience "enlightenment" dud, not in this life

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