Re: Used Car Reviews
Noah Sombrero <[email protected]>
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On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 09:22:28 -0400, Wilson <[email protected]> wrote: >On 8/19/2026 6:06 PM, Dude wrote: >> On 8/19/2026 11:59 AM, Wilson wrote: >>> On 8/19/2026 2:50 PM, Dude wrote: >>>> >>>> If you see a potential buyer return for a second look, raise the >>>> price $200. >>>> >>>> Never let a potential buyer leave without buying something, taking >>>> out a loan or selling you something. >>>> >>>> In Sales, imagine every phone call as a cash register ring. >>> >>> Genuinely those are detarded, and an attitude only held by >>> salescritters who don't respect their customers. IOW losers. >>> >> Amended Tips For Selling A Used Car: >> >> If you see a potential buyer return for a second look, lower the price >> by $200, because now he's a friend. >> >> He who speaks last loses. Always make an offer first, even if it's more >> than the seller is asking for. Be nice. > >When I worked at a car dealership for a time one of the sales managers >had a favorite saying, "Buyers are liars". His second favorite was >"There's an ass for every seat". He was not the refined type. His ethics >were sketchy though his mind was sharp. > >The type of person who's like that, who believes it's dog-eat-dog and >that it's necessary to take advantage of everyone before they screw you >first are out there, in plenty. > >In my experience they usually don't last. If they don't change they burn >out. Some turn to drugs or alcohol to keep going. And then finally they >do something so harmful that they are forced to quit or are fired. > >If you really want to learn about people there's nothing quite like >retail sales. A salesman I knew said, every purchase no matter how mundane is an emotional transaction. Wise, thrifty, brave, sophisticated, cool. Something. -- Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain Don't get political with me young man or I'll tie you to a railroad track and <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>> Who dares to talk to El Sombrero? dares: Ned does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away