Scarlett Johansson is bimT

David Dalton <[email protected]> Sun, 18 May 2025 02:44:23 -0230
Newsgroups alt.tv.snl, rec.arts.tv, alt.tv, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.celebrities
Organization Eternal September
Message-ID <[email protected]>
Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight
(the finale of their 50th Anniversary season).

Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she
is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders,
in female physical form).

If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds,
and if she would like to transition to male form if there
was an effective method, she will become two-spirit
bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals
cycle between male and female physical form. If
she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT
and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species
after evolution. In either case she will gain about
200 years in lifespan.

Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan,
Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame),
Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote,
Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife.

-- 
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
"And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;
And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)