Re: Scarlett Johansson is bimT

David Dalton <[email protected]> Sun, 18 May 2025 04:13:57 -0230
Newsgroups alt.tv.snl, rec.arts.tv, alt.tv, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.celebrities
Organization Eternal September
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote
(in article<[email protected]>):

> Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight
> (the finale of their 50th Anniversary season).
>
> Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she
> is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders,
> in female physical form).
>
> If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds,
> and if she would like to transition to male form if there
> was an effective method, she will become two-spirit
> bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals
> cycle between male and female physical form. If
> she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT
> and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species
> after evolution. In either case she will gain about
> 200 years in lifespan.
>
> Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan,
> Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame),
> Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote,
> Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife.

And using my special abilities determination ability I have divined
that before the evolution Scarlett Johansson had no special
abilities and after the evolution (which has occurred except
for physical aspects, which are coming) she has healer
special ability, which she should apply by willing, not by prayer.
Healer special ability was Jesus’s equivalent to my matchmaking
special ability. One other individual with healer special ability
is Anglican minister Summer Gross.

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