WIP: 'The Quakes - III: The Quakes Parts 4 & 5 The First Melee & The 5 Bombs of The Little Drummer GIrl.

Part 4: The First Melee

Steve McQueen (the schlubby blond guy) really didn't want to fight the assh=
oles comin' out the door. He knew he could beat them. He'd come a long way =
since Harry Houdini kicked his ass back in 1980. He probably would have bea=
t Harry this day. Still, Harry had a lot of tricks up his sleeve, and was n=
ever a member of Fight Club although for 5 years he was a coordinator. He d=
esigned Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941. There are a couple others the lay r=
eader would recognize as well. I'll tell yah one later, in Sons of Houdini.

What Steve McQueen was really there for, was to see if he could pick up on =
Monica. Her face was a bit harsh, but her body was bangin'. He was a 10, he=
 didn't need her as a sensei. She knew this as Milla Jovovich, but her char=
acter didn't. While she was kinda flattered, him being Steve McQueen and al=
l. If she could tell her character, her character would wanna stomp him thr=
ough the wall, for using the Teacher-Pupil relationship to get in the sack =
with her. It happens a lot in Fight Club, when a member is bringing in a ne=
w character. This wasn't that, this was Steve wantin' to fuck her.

Still, none of the guys visible (some were women) were over 7, and Amy was =
a 12. She could take 3 of them quickly, then save the 7 either to advance M=
onica, or for a nice finale. Monica might have a tussle with the 4. The 2 a=
nd the 3, she'd take out first. The three that Amy would take out were 4,5,=
 & 6 respectively. Don was a good sensei, as they came out the door they li=
ned up as described. The carriage of Amy and Monica showed them as at least=
 10 and 5 respectively and Amy's 4 had sparred with Monica before and REALL=
Y disliked Joan Crawford aka Amy. He was Pee-Wee Herman, looking like Paul =
Reubens with red hair and a strawberry blonde mustache.

So as described in their analysis, all except Danny Trejo (a 7 as Danny's c=
haracter, he couldn't advance against Amy although his primary character wh=
ich will be discussed later in this portion was a 40, he and Joan Crawford =
in her primary fighter were matched sparring partners.) were out within sec=
onds. Milla cleared them with foot sweeps and fist delivered coup de gr=C3=
=A2ces. She was really fast back then. Then, the first wave of blond lawyer=
s and their assistants pulled in in 7 more BMW E28 M5s. This wasn't a dojo.=
 These weren't pupils. With 30 more combatants, Danny was whupped, he could=
n't spend the 5 minutes it would take to insult Amy before he 'lost' so he =
skedaddled. This moment was scripted too. The Blondes had heard Amy's holle=
r and knew they'd have to find a defensible location with plenty of booze, =
and a fair amount of food. Fuck if they wanted to go through a day of Fight=
 Club hungry and sober. ^+20

Now essentially this was a display of Ann and Mr. McFuckYou's respective do=
jos. Steve was present and might have pitched in in any rout. He may at som=
e times be referred to as Steve Mac, because later in the day's agenda, the=
re's Steve Mar. Here. As in=E2=80=A6 Steve Mac was kickin' back, when a mul=
ticultural team of all hair colors as well as none pulled in with their BMW=
 attack. They splayed out like a hand holding a deck of 5 cards or like a f=
an, or a palm frond's. And that was at this point, the main force of The Bl=
ondes. 37 people as well as 2 non-member canines. Now Danny had split, but =
Don was just hangin' out. His dojo had been tromped, although if a good pit=
ched battle had arrived, he and Ann Margret might have pitched in. She was =
smoking a cigarette, and thinking of breakfast. Don said, "Lady, you're tea=
m was the best. Feel free to hang out while my team makes you breakfast and=
 for all, for the sum total of $1."

Ann finally grinned. She wasn't cryin', but she was filled with those warm =
hearted tears when someone has done you a much needed solid. "Thank you Ann=
, you have schooled my team. It'll take 'em about 15-20 minutes in the mean=
time, who wants cokes?!" ^+23

Part 5: The 5 bombs of The Little Drummer Girl

Danny hauled ass. He made the Post Office in 4 minutes flat. He did a doubl=
e double finger whistle, and 20 people appeared, 2 ran for their rides, the=
 rest limbered their legs when they saw Danny winded. "McDonalds South, Now=
!" ^+25

Those postpeople had never moved so fast, they were up to Plummer Street 20=
 seconds later. At just before 5 am the traffic was sparse, but they had to=
 split into 2 groups at Plummer. ^+25.3 2 LAPD squad cars pull up. 2 cops s=
tep out. 1 other cop is in the East Squad Car.  "There's a bomb threat! Get=
 back from the Chevron. They called it in, they're already out!" ^+26.5 The=
 Southern team of postpeople were on the east side of Reseda, so they moved=
 back to Rite-Aid. Then, the Chevron exploded with 4 giant plumes of fire. =
^28 A few of the cars across Reseda were so hot their gas tanks exploded. I=
t was like a warm zephyr of heat along the side of Rite Aid, and like going=
 into a room with a warm lit fireplace for the Postpeople across Plummer (s=
ay that 3x fast.) There wasn't much wind so the debris was ok. At 30 minute=
s after the quake exactly, the cops waved the postpeople forward, and they =
continued to run towards McDonalds. When does that ever happen? They ran in=
 a group down Reseda, then the Jack in the Box blew up and the cops that ha=
d gathered started running towards Jack in the Box. ^33. The Jack in the Bo=
x wasn't a full demolition, it was the Reseda side dining room and mainly t=
o attract the cops. The Little Drummer Girl was making sure that these post=
folk weren't some kind of fuckups. The cops couldn't impede them, they want=
ed them outta there anyway. Had one of them confronted or challenged the co=
ps, all heck might have broken loose. They kept loping down unimpeded after=
 that. But they knew to expect an investigation of whereever they were last=
 seen going towards. So they hollered towards the dojo, "COPS IN 10 MINUTES=
"