WIP: 'The Quakes' - III: The Quakes Part 3 & 4

Part 3: Why The Wench was made second.

OK. Before we get started with the festivities, I want you all to know abou=
t The Wench and her job interview. It'll prove that that woman was no patsy=
, victim, or anything except a realllly funny woman who was extremely happy=
 that her boss let her put him down all the time and gave her some realllly=
 funny excuses to. She could've had her own restaurant easy, she just liked=
 workin' bar, and talkin' smack.

The Wench: "Can I work under the table?"
Dah Boss: "Wanna work under my desk?"
The Wench "I'll brain you with a fucking bottle."
Dah Boss: "You're hired."

If this were a Married with Children episode, and I were doing the Don Pard=
o voiceover, here's where I'd say "Al thinks he's gunna be gettin' some=E2=
=80=A6 All he's gunna get is kicked in the balls."

Think Carla Tortelli lookin' like a porn star with some street fighting ski=
lls that'd leave Rocky reeling.

Part 4: The First Melee

Steve McQueen (the schlubby blond guy) really didn't want to fight the assh=
oles comin' out the door. He knew he could beat them. He'd come a long way =
since Harry Houdini kicked his ass back in 1980. He probably would have bea=
t Harry this day. Still, Harry had a lot of tricks up his sleeve, and was n=
ever a member of Fight Club although for 5 years he was a coordinator. He d=
esigned Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941. There are a couple others the lay r=
eader would recognize as well. I'll tell yah one later, in Sons of Houdini.

What Steve McQueen was really there for, was to see if he could pick up on =
Monica. Her face was a bit harsh, but her body was bangin'. He was a 10, he=
 didn't need her as a sensei. She knew this as Milla Jovovich, but her char=
acter didn't. While she was kinda flattered, him being Steve McQueen and al=
l. If she could tell her character, her character would wanna stomp him thr=
ough the wall, for using the Teacher-Pupil relationship to get in the sack =
with her. It happens a lot in Fight Club, when a member is bringing in a ne=
w character. This wasn't that, this was Steve wantin' to fuck her.

Still, none of the guys visible (some were women) were over 7, and Amy was =
a 12. She could take 3 of them quickly, then save the 7 either to advance M=
onica, or for a nice finale. Monica might have a tussle with the 4. The 2 a=
nd the 3, she'd take out first. The three that Amy would take out were 4,5,=
 & 6 respectively. Don was a good sensei, as they came out the door they li=
ned up as described. The carriage of Amy and Monica showed them as at least=
 10 and 5 respectively and Amy's 4 had sparred with Monica before and REALL=
Y disliked Joan Crawford aka Amy. He was Pee-Wee Herman, looking like Paul =
Reubens with red hair and a strawberry blonde mustache.

So as described in their analysis, all except Danny Trejo (a 7 as Danny's c=
haracter, he couldn't advance against Amy although his primary character wh=
ich will be discussed later in this portion was a 40, he and Joan Crawford =
in her primary fighter were matched sparring partners.) were out within sec=
onds. Milla cleared them with foot sweeps and fist delivered coup de gr=C3=
=A2ces. She was really fast back then. Then, the first wave of blond lawyer=
s and their assistants pulled in in 7 more BMW E28 M5s. This wasn't a dojo.=
 These weren't pupils. With 30 more combatants, Danny was whupped, he could=
n't spend the 5 minutes it would take to insult Amy before he 'lost' so he =
skedaddled. This moment was scripted too. The Blondes had heard Amy's holle=
r and knew they'd have to find a defensible location with plenty of booze, =
and a fair amount of food. Fuck if they wanted to go through a day of Fight=
 Club hungry and sober.