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"MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS OUTTA THE HAIR SALON! NOW!" screamed Ann Margaret. S=
he and many of the blondes had been knocked to the ground by the violence o=
f the quake. "I'm running over to get some McDonald's. It's gunna be a lonn=
nnnnnng day"

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ARRRASHAAABANKABANKABANKAFURROAOR - KABLANKA!

They had their sea legs by then. None fell. "THAT WAS AN AFTERSHOCK" the la=
wyer known as The Little Drummer Girl yelled. "WE'RE STILL GOING!" hollered=
 Ann. "Monica! Amy! Get in my car, it's unlocked. Now!" A gal who looks lik=
e a drill sergeant, and a gal who looks like Carly Simon with big gardening=
 hands both pile into the car. Ann hops into the driver seat. It's a red BM=
W E28 M5. "We're going through the parking lot. Fucking pussies won't move =
for 10 minutes." She hauls ASS through the parking lot and blips across Nor=
dhoff to McDonalds. The staff has opened the doors half an hour early becau=
se they had to leave the building and keep the doors open because of the qu=
ake, Mr. McFuckYou said "Awright quakes over, get back to prep." They were =
filing in as Ann hauled ass into the parking lot and pulled into the spot n=
ext to the handicapped space.

She jumped out of the car just as Mr. McFuckYou was finishing his smoke in =
the top trapezoid across from the handicapped spots. "I'm a lawyer and I'm =
Ann Margret. Will you please make some Big Macs for my legal team. I'll giv=
e you $200 for 20. No Fries." "Fuck you lady. We're probably going home. I'=
m just getting the prep done for lunch." "That's against policy anyway, yer=
 already fucked. Why don'tcha just take the $200." "Bitch! You can take you=
r $200 and shove it up your Malibu fucking ass." Ann gaped a bit, her jaw k=
inda hung slackly. "In fact bitch, you can take that $200 and buy yourself =
a fucking Mexican facelift. Then you can earn it back really quick." Tears =
came to Ann's eyes. Don continued=E2=80=A6 "Yah crying cuz you didn't get p=
aid for last night's blowjob?" That was it for Ann. The tears went straight=
 to rage eyes.

She threw a swinging back kick, knocking Mr. McFuckYou about a yard and a h=
alf over to the left. "Bitch! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"

Don had spun about 45 degrees with the kick, and stumbled like a drunk head=
ed for the toilet to vomit.

He stood up. Grinned with his malice grin, and said=E2=80=A6 "You made me d=
rop my cigarette bitch. Why dont'cha pick it up, suck it, and I'll give yah=
 a dollar."

Then, he took a kung-fu stance, and beckoned.

She ran at him. Bad move.

Don stepped to his right, and threw himself on top of her as she splayed ou=
t against the ground. He supported his weight with his left leg rather than=
 smashing her by dragging it a bit to slow both their momentums. Then he sa=
t on her back and sed "Giddyup Cowgirl."

That was the first fight of 11 grueling hours. Don won soundly.

Her Gakusei dropped their heads a bit to indicate that Mr. McFuckYou was fa=
r beyond their abilities. Ann had let her rage drive her, rather than chall=
enge and engage. It was an even match, but Don had taunted her and well.

One of Don's employees had stepped out the door. Tapped Amy on the shoulder=
, and said, "Bitch, get that hasbeen the fuck outta our parking lot." Monic=
a said, "Lemme handle that asshole." Amy stepped aside and said "Be my gues=
t." The following is more of a sparring match. It was also to advance the p=
lot of the days activities. The fight was real, the outcome was assured by =
a great margin in Monica's favor. She was sparring with a worm, a 1st year =
member. She'd been in for 5 years. However, that worm, was 6 inches taller =
than her, and a pro wrestler with a shaggy haircut and grunge goatee. It wa=
s 'The Rock.' He was sure he'd get promoted to 5th year, Fighter.

Monica smiled, said, "You must have the teeniest dick ever." The Rock crack=
ed his knuckles and swung a gut punch. Monica stepped back, and while he wa=
s bent over, grabbed his shoulders and threw him to the ground. That would =
have been the end of the spar. However, this is the scripted part, he grabb=
ed for her leg to pull it from under her. She stepped good and hard on his =
hand. It was clear that The Rock was going to have to do some Tai Chi. Then=
, Amy hollered as loud as she could. "IT'S FUCKING FIGHT CLUB BITCHES!"

Then, this schlubby blond guy comes up to Monica and says, "You are awesome=
. Will you be my sensei?" He'd seen the fight. "We'll see how you do today.=
 I'm at O'Melveny, ask for Monica in Labor"

"I saw the other fight too. I think you two are awesome. These staff guys l=
ook pissed."