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Part 19: Debi Calls Cesar at the Caesar.
Taking care of business is one of the things Debi does best. The next call =
she made was to Cesar Romero playing some guy named Billy Something. We'll =
refer to him as such. It's what she always called him.
He was the best acquisitions for Caesar's Palace's liquor, and if it was a=
vailable in America or you could wait a day, he'd get it for you.
"Ce-sarr=E2=80=A6 I need a fay-vorrr." "I'll do anything for Fight Club." "=
I need a quarter-cask of Laphroaig 16 y.o. delivered to Nordhoff Hall at CS=
U Northridge by noon.
"It's free, however you can favor a do me." (what he actually said) "I need=
a signed autograph photo that says "To Hef, Wuv, The Divine Miss Diamond."
"Scavenger Hunt?"
"Scavenger Hunt."
"Done!"
Part 20: Debi calls Drew.
"Drew. You have lawyers that dress as old ladies today?" "Bridge tourney, l=
ike clockwork, great chablis." "Plan on being at Chili's on Reseda at 5:00p=
with all 19 of them." "Did you feel that Qua"<click.>
Part 21: Debi calls 'Dah Principal'
"Dingleputh, I've missed you sir." "Ohh yoo know I haf so many warm feeling=
s in my heart about yoo too." "Can you please find it in your heart to let =
100 of your students and your ten burliest bus drivers go on a field trip w=
here they pick them up at home." "Oh of course! It will gif dem much needet=
educamation this day. We'll say they are going to San Diego where they mig=
ht be safer"=20
The students and bus drivers were undercover law enforcement some as small =
as 4' some as tall as 5'10' with all weight ranges. All were at least 21.
"Rufus T. Dingleputh, remind you to give me your cheek to kiss." "I'll neve=
r forget."
Now, I have to spoil a bit, Dingleputh ended up a Greaser, but at this poin=
t he was just providing opportunity for many otherwise very bored officers.=
This stated here to avoid having to remind you of his students mid-action.
Part 22: Inside McDonalds
"Amy, toss me your phone." "Debi. This is Ann. All hell is breaking loose h=
ere. We're at the McDonalds on Nordhoff and Reseda. Call me on Amy's for no=
w." "They're gunna ram, the fire door is reinforced. They'll come through t=
he dining room" Honk Honk Honk Honk Honnnnnnk. Amy said. "Aww fuck, they're=
gunna waste the FatMobile." "Get back, get as many trays as you can, and M=
onica, check the back for more."
Monica ran. There were 20 she grabbed them, that made about 56 trays. "Ther=
e's two per combatant" she said. Drums said, I'm going to round up some rei=
nforcements with Steve Mac. Push the Grill out to Reseda with the booster s=
eats if they break through. Debi will probably want us at Chili's, but ther=
e's a Pioneer Chicken or something across the way if she needs siege equipm=
ent.