WIP: The Quakes - III: 23-24 Dental Exhibition

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Part 23: What happened to South Bay Probation?
That's what Molly called the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Dojo. You'll hear why late=
r.

Part 24: More in McDonalds
Don stuck his head in. "The Blondes at McDonalds, you were born burger-flip=
pers."

Monica spun popped a tray off of his apron. Don snapped his fingers.=20

Here's where I need to tell you something. There are blows to the head allo=
wed in Fight Club. Some of our most brilliant people as well as great fight=
ers fight there. No concussive force to the head is the essential rule. The=
re is ONE exception. There are 'dentists' that trained at knocking ailing t=
eeth out if they were needing pulled anyways. Pretty much anyone over level=
 30. That's why after 5 - Fighter, 10 - Warrior, and a few others, comes 30=
 - Dentist. There are dental exhibitions. Still, the no concussive force to=
 the head rule stands. Although you can grab someone's head, you can't hit =
it, or slam them where their head hits or is joggled hard. The fights are u=
nparalleled, however, some are told, when they ask, they can join a boxing =
league, or wrestling, or MMA if that is how they want to fight. Most still =
stay and follow the rules in Fight Club.=20

Don's snap started a flow of fighters, 20 were sliding over the hood of the=
 FatMobile-- a 1980s sedan, an Olds Toronado. Monica, Amy and two of the el=
der Gakusei were flinging trays while Monica was cooking McPizza's on the g=
rill. She'd skipped breakfast and was hungry so had a brilliant idea. "Save=
 the last tray she hollered."

The other pupils were sitting on the floor, watching the exhibition. Each t=
ray hit an invader, the McJobs and the Posters. One arm, then the other arm=
. Nerve flings. They were incapacitated and sat down because they couldn't =
use their arms. Now it was Don's turn to drop his jaw. They'd recover (Don =
too) in about 10 minutes. The last invader only got one arm hit. His left. =
It was Danny. He took a firm stance and beckoned to Amy. Amy was a 12 at th=
at point. She just laughed and strolled over. Danny grabbed her phone off h=
er belt hook and beat her twice with it at the mid-arm nerve centers that A=
my had just demonstrated. Amy sat down, practically in shock. Danny waved a=
t Monica. Monica sat down. Still, there was one tray left. And Ann came out=
 with a fry basket filled with hot McPizzas. They were hot but not enough t=
o burn. Although they were a little too hot to carry 2 stacks of them. Ann =
WAS pretty hungry. So she bared her pearly whites and tooka bite and flung =
the pizza. It splatted on Don's shirt. Then she flung another pizza and it =
hit Danny's crotch. Pretty hard too. He groaned a little bit. 2 more of tho=
se and he'd have to sit down. She took another bite and one more followed. =
He had to sit down. The food was doing her morale great.

Don stepped forward and said, "I love Pizza!" Ann flung a pizza with a big =
bite out of it and an extra firm crust at the side of his face and knocked =
a tooth out. "How yah gunna do that with no teef?" Then she flung another P=
izza and knocked another tooth out. Don was getting implants, his teeth wer=
e relatively healthy, but he knew the signs that it'd be like a couple of r=
oot canals as well as X-Rays and then he'd probably need implants anyways d=
ue to Coca-Cola. He didn't like dentists, so he had them removed by Ann who=
 while a 20 the same as Don had been training at Profether Dingleputh's Spe=
cial FX house. Where throwing discuses and bopping mannequin's heads with q=
uarterstaves etc. could be explained to any observers. Dingleputh was a 70.=
 That's like Chuck Norris to you and me. Hulk is like 90s. However, that is=
 as a Sensei. He fought as a 50, although he had other characters with high=
er fighting ranks including a 70 that he retired in 1979, a cowboy named Jo=
hn Wayne.

"Awright, I'll make you assholes breakfast. But then GET THE FUCK OUTTA HER=
E!"

He meant it this time. It was 1 hour and 20 minutes since the aftershock. T=
hey have lunch breaks and sometimes a dinner break too.