WIP: The Quakes. SHE alert.

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Part 35 - Faye Dunaway's Manifestation of SHE.

The audience was stock still sitting on the floor finishing their Big Macs.=
 The 7 had grabbed AM/PM on their way to the Post Office. They were not in =
the least concerned with Faye's arrival (it being lunch break) and stood st=
ock still as 2 of them realized that Faye Dunaway's prognostication was par=
t of 'Annals of SHE.' Don't you DARE make that joke about it. It had been r=
ead before the 1941. SHE's Final Appearance.

Faye slumped to the floor. This made it clear she was a non-combatant. Him =
had joined the smokers. He'd had a spaghetti plate for breakfast. "SHE has =
blessed this event. There will be a clear winner. Lord help us." "The other=
 two kept silent. They were both 'Bonded' at Rank 60. They had chosen silen=
ce as their vow but only during Fight Club. Jimmie Walker and Henry Rollins=
. Public Enemy's Chuck D. and Flava Flav, as well as Biz Markie, Michael Fr=
anti, & Rono Tse. The 7 will perform later today.

Part 36 - Ann was astonished.

Stark staring madness was the look in Ann's eyes. As most Fight Club member=
s, she had heard the 'Annals of SHE'. Some guys refuse. That's OK. It's kno=
wledge they can attain if they realize how important it is. Most do.

She knew this would be a marvelous day, filled with wonders, great combats,=
 and clear indicators that the battle was fair, and the victory of whoever =
had won would be hard-fought, well earned and for many years would be remem=
bered as the 300 were remembered by the Spartans. Heroes even in their deat=
hs.

Don's head was bowed. He wondered if SHE was around. Spiritually, her body =
had long decayed.=20

Amy handed the phone to Ann.

Ann knew what to do.

She called Dingleputh, and said, "Call Tiny Town. McDonalds. Full possessio=
n. There'll be another manifestation. Thank you."

Part 37 - The 7

"We could win this, here, now. However, you have partaken of Don's food (Sa=
y that 3x fast) and to remain in combat here after his defeat at your schoo=
l's hands would be an insult to Don. We will see you when we invade your he=
adquarters. In the meantime, we're off to stop your reinforcements. It's ob=
vious it'll be the Beemer fleet. Same as you know it'd be Arnie and Ed sinc=
e it's Don's place." said Chuck D.

"Him. Please prepare for the arrival of Tiny Town. They must investigate th=
is locale, then they'll harry."

Chuck D was a 40.

"Hey Don. Your visor left yah, what's gunna keep your dick warm at night." =
said Flav.

Don rolled one finger up and then rolled it down.

The 7 split.