WIP: The Quakes - HER!

Part 33: The Pooping Time.

This takes place in two locations. Then we'll follow The Blondes a bit, fol=
lowed by the idiots on the ship. First Taunts between the teams, then some =
sparring and a deck battle will follow.

Faye Dunaway wanders haunted into the McDonalds parking lot door. They know=
 she's a non-combatant.
From the crow's nest slides a black shrouded figure that a couple of the sa=
ilors recognize as HER. She lands on deck.
In unison, both women say LOUDLY,
"This chaos is with a price! There will be a time of the pooping, and many =
of you being pooped, and all of you facing THE HOSE! THAT TIME HAS BEGUNNNN=
NNNNNNNNNNN!"

Part 34: HER.
Bruce Willis says "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
HER SAYS "I am the DAUGHTER OF SHE! HERRRRRRRRRRR!"
"Where the fuck's Faye Dunaway" wags Charlie Callas from the deck. He'd bee=
n to a few of Buddy Hackett's parties.
"Shut up upstart! I am a 30."
"Yah look like a 2 worm."
Charlie, a 12, was in for the beating of his life.
She stepped through the crowd as they parted before her. "Kiss my foot you =
ridiculous fool!" Charlie took a practiced Karate stance. Hands half-extend=
ed forwards crossing at the wrist. He towered over her. He was 6'0", she wa=
s 4'2" She spun and kicked at his side. He tried to push her down she flowe=
d like water without changing form. Then she spun and kicked him the side a=
gain. And again. And again.

Cap'n Ed said: "ENOUGH!"
Her WHIRLED.
Then tossed him a jaunty salute. "Yah need a feef?"
"You didn't ask for permission to come aboard."
"I'm not sitting on your lap asshole!"
Everyone knew Ed.

"You're our thief." he said.
"Thank yah, Cap'n."