WIP: The Quakes. Up to deck fights.

Part 27: Debi gets her team on.
She roared into Caesar's Palace Drive in her souped up BMW E28 M5, her team=
's fleet of stock BMWs (they'll all be called BMWs from here on out, no oth=
er cars of note in this event were BMWs. Debi's may be added 'hers' to dist=
inguish) were all packed and loaded, there were 70 of them. Hers was full o=
f gals at the moment, we'll discuss who later. The two in the back, Victori=
a Paris & Teri Weigel would be following in separate rides in case of any b=
reakdowns. Next to her was Ginger Lynn, who ran in to get a buffet containe=
r of breakfast for she and Debi. A breakfast burrito for Debi so she could =
drive, and a grand slam roughly for Ginger. Everyone else had eaten or had =
a similar repast delivered. You'll see why this is important later. ^1h20

Debi yelled, "HOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and the 70 cars as well as the other 4 park=
ed behind her began filing out of Caesar's. They'd be back by 3 am except f=
or a couple of them. The time now? 6:01a.

We'll be checking in with them as they drive. Their moment of arrival is es=
timated to be 11:00 am at Chili's in Northridge.

Part 28: Aboard the Tole Mour.

Tom Cruise and Arnie were watching their crew of 3 (a skeleton crew) lower =
a net for the launches to climb up. "I'd love to see the 13 do their work."=
 "They vohn't bee streeping." "I'm aware of that, still, mebbe I'll get luc=
ky." "Just don't drop yer dick een dah dirrt." "Doom is my lady, she's fine=
 and well kempt." "ALF vuz a ver-ry niice touch." "We'll need a motto soon,=
 but as long as we know it's on, Nicole won't miss that ALF that I won, I w=
as drunk as fuck at the fair. At it, she <here he imitates Arnie> ewst to g=
laare." The launches had been approaching from the distance. Inky Blinky th=
e ship's cat hissed gently as the launch with 'The 13' arrived. Nameless, d=
ressed in black, in performance they'd wear bikinis and masks. They never t=
ook off their masks.

Steve Martin was nursing a bruised shoulder. He had made a lil' pass cuz af=
ter a shnort he was feeling bolder. "Permission to fuck your daughter, sir.=
" "Shuht up, get yer guys on."

It took 7 minutes to get all onboard, Bruce climbed in, another sailor hopp=
ed into his launch, and the launches went back to clean up the ramp and ret=
urn to base.

"Welcome back Cap'n" said Arnie.

Part 29: Cap'n Ed.
"This Tourney has commenced," announced Ed "We're an hour and a half into i=
t, and I haven't seen a fight yet." "I pinched you really hard, does that m=
ean I'm a 50?" "Wench! We gotta talk." And that's how 'The Wench' got her n=
ame.

Part 30: Ed's quarters.
The Wench followed Ed in to his stern quarters. "Ed," Molly said softly, "s=
tart calling me a stupid wench who should be working under the Captain's hi=
ndquarters. then say "C'mere!""
Ed did just that really loud.=20
This part was scripted what is about to come.=20

Part 31: Agony, agony, agony.
Ed stumbled out clutching his nutsack. "Arnie, you and Tom drag her ass out=
 here." They were 50s. Not a problem. Ed hadn't really been injured, the dr=
ama was implied, very few picked up on it. It would not have counted as a c=
ombat because Ed far outranked Molly. Although with a formal challenge, it =
would have. Even "I'm going to kick your ass." said in earshot of another m=
ember would have been sufficient. They came out holding Molly by both arms =
and she was kinda tuggin' between them. She liked a few guys in the crew, a=
 few gals too.

Part 32: Formal Challenges.
"Time to see if any of you fucks is worth a shit," "We got any grudge match=
es?"

At this point there were none.
"Then I'm gunna call a few." "You'll all know each other."