WIP: The Quakes. Dinglputh

Part 38 - Tiny Town

There were 40 members of Tiny Town. From 1-40 in rank. They will not be usi=
ng their names here. The little people in question are intensely private du=
e to a number of activities in their life that would require some kind of a=
lternate identity or position. At a later point, they'll act as harriers in=
 motorcarts. They were accompanied by 2 full-sized individuals. One, Mother=
 Teresa. A 41 with incredible skills in Greco-Roman wrestling. She also had=
 Judo knowledge that she often used to enhance throws. The other, was the b=
eloved Profether Dingleputh. An old man in a white suit, with a cheesy must=
ache and bristling eyebrows. He looked a bit like John Bolton with a happie=
r face and whiter hair. 6'1" 220, and he always carried his 110 cm lecture =
pointer. He used it as an =C3=A9p=C3=A9e. He'd hit nerve clusters to spasm =
them and a couple three hits could disable. He also would poke the right si=
de of the chest in a painful heart shot. Even though the heart is on the le=
ft. He didn't want to cause any heart attacks. He rarely used that coup str=
oke. Still, occasionally disabling a series of opponents would require it. =
He was a 70. All of Tiny Town's members were under 4'2" and fully adult. Al=
though they appeared to be 4 to 7 years old. They will change into their ad=
ult personas for the banquet. They won't be drinking while dressed as kids.=
 Although some will be smoking cigarettes. Remember, their characters are a=
dult as well, they just look like kids. Let me define that a bit. You card =
a person who looks like a 7 year old and his card says 21, it's obviously h=
im, and he'll speak to you as an adult. However, they won't be smoking ciga=
rettes and acting like kids. They'll take five, like Roger Rabbit's Baby He=
rman. In combat they won't be smoking, so they'll be fighting as, and actin=
g as kids. Much like The Feral Kid.

Part 39 - Dingleputh's other school.

Dingleputh's other school is a middle school. The 100 students spoken of an=
d 10 large bus drivers, one of whom is Hulk Hogan. Those 110 are all gettin=
g ready to show up at Chili's in about an hour ^3 hr 10. They will have cha=
nged into adult personas and will be drinking, smoking, cussing, and bein' =
pretty darn feisty. They'll still be on school buses. They range in rank fr=
om 12-40.=20

Part 40 - The Arrival of Dingleputh
^2h10 A tour bus pulled up. 40 kids ran out of it, hardened their faces, an=
d about half of them fired up smokes. Then, Profether Dingleputh stepped li=
thely out of the tour bus.
"I can alrweady telll dat we won't need to do an exorcism. She's spirit in =
herrr darktime had a farr mohr unholy resohnance. Once she waz freed, herrr=
 spi-rit was p-ure."
"Laydeez and gentleman of the Beemers, I am abouht to de-liver a lectshor, =
after the lecshor, there will be a 10 minuht head start and then we will pu=
rsue. The Posters hee-ar will stay. Don's crew will have 'gohn hohm for dah=
 day'. <Here I'm going to stop phoneticizing Dingleputh's pronunskiation. A=
lthough the occasional word and of course diction to remind you of his Stey=
rbrucke, Austria <although he would say 'remind you his Steybrucke, Austria=
'> inflections.> Dingleputh cleared his throat.


Part 41 - The Lecture of Dingleputh
"Why deh Blondes haf more fun is dah name of dis lecture. It is about why d=
eh Blondes haf more fun.

The only thing I can think of is that the blondes haf more fun because they=
 have more sex. This is dee end of deh lecture. Yoo guys better run."