WIP: The Quakes. - Dingleputh's second lecture.

Part 44 - Dingleputh's Second Lecture.
"Hokay class. Dis is dah lecture about how to fight with your underwear.

The greatest underpants fighters of our time, were called Dah Gumbies. Dey =
fought in dah 1970 battle I joined into with Fight Club during. It was the =
major battle of dah season. A group of drugged-out hippies against Fort Bra=
gg. The Manson battle was big at the time, and the US Army wanted to learn =
defensive techniques against those who were zooped up on LSD. Dah Gumbies w=
ere C.O.s of 2 hippie squads. "Here," he grabs an Egg McMuffin wrapper off =
of the asphalt, "pretend this is your underwear." "Now watch." and he flips=
 the edge of the wrapper while holding two corners so that the wrapper bill=
owed. "If that were underwear you'd have a latex band that you could use to=
 catch an opponent's foot or hand. Granny panties or tighty-whities are pre=
ferred, although a pair of boxers or a bikini brief could be used although =
they would allow the opponent's hand more freedom. He or she might grab the=
 underwear by pulling back their hand quickly with the fingers curled. Ther=
e is less chance of doing dat with tighty whities or granny panties. Boxers=
 have a leg that could be easily grabbed too, then you will find yourself w=
ith your underwear used against you. Dis is dah end of dah lecture about ho=
w to fight with your underwear." ^2hr 20

Part 45 - Zoom to Chili's
So in 2 minutes the 33 fighters and Mother Teresa were at Chili's. They'd t=
hought about taking Faye Dunaway there, however, they knew her safety was s=
ecure by Henry Rollins. He'd have killed any of them who molested her, or a=
 better term perhaps is that they'd wish they were dead. Henry knew Faye fr=
om back when she used to deliver food to Black Flag's warehouse from back w=
hen they were truly starving artists. He wasn't there then, but she brought=
 by brownies sometimes. They were fast friends.

Part 46 - Securing Chili's.
There was a security guard. Ann told him the story, he agreed that in this =
time of emergency (the whole of LA county by now had sirens and cops and fi=
re as busy as can be. The only reason the 100 students of Dingleputh's midd=
le school weren't in uniform is because they knew that tomorrow an early mo=
rning relief team would be far better than having a bunch of pooped-out wor=
kers from the day before.) that their cause could be beneficial to his secu=
rity company (with all the lawyers) and would be handled by paying the insu=
rance bill from his firm's coffers with Chili's corporate none the wiser. ^=
2hr30

So Ann sent 5 over to Dunn Edward's paints to buy ladders with cash to make=
 it easy to defend from the roof. She also bought a whole mess of plastic d=
rop cloths, she knew that it would help screen the windows and be easy to t=
hrow missiles through. Dunn Edwards opened at 6:30 and they were amenable t=
o a cash sale. They were back in 10 minutes, then went back to get a couple=
 more ladders they'd left. No problems at all.  ^2hr45

Part 47 - Faye Awakens

"What did I say?"

Paul Reubens told her.

"It is time." she said. "I will return. There will be one more message when=
 the pooping of the losers begins, it will be near here."

Don chattered his teeth at both his nails and went the other way real quick=
 once he saw she was going out through the parking lot. He was cleaning up =
the dining room of the food.

She walked off towards Vons.

"Help me get this crap cleaned up" said Don.