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Part 49 - One exception to the above.
Occasionally, a worm may get a role as a sailing ship captain whose ship is=
taken by pirates, a tank commander whose tanks have a mutiny, a King who g=
ets tossed in dah pokey, or other similar debasement to indicate his lack o=
f formal stature. The actual Cap is usually the ringleader of those actions=
. The worm is never a 50 and generally loses in any fight except against a =
1 or 2 or a new weapon or fighting style that is as revolutionary as a swor=
d in the Stone Ages. Occasionally a worm brings one of those in to level up=
to what most members refer to as 'their natural' or 'a natural' rank.
Part 50 - The Rock loses his second fight.
So the go-karts of Tiny Town had been delivered on a flatbed, and after bui=
lding a formation to travel in, the go-karts departed about 2 seconds ago. =
They had headed down Reseda towards the Chili's. It was the obvious choice,=
greasy food, salads, boose, crazy flair, and ability to present fire upon =
4 directions.
The Rock had helped with the rest of Don's staff in cleaning up all the mes=
s from the fights and breakfast. The FatMobile remained where it was. For i=
nsurance company purposes, those companies were reimbursed from a corporati=
on owned by Fight Club members. Sometimes those were side-bets.
The Rock asks Pee-Wee Herman to take out the full garbage. The Rock in norm=
al times being the Assistant Manager.
"Go fuck yourself asshole." said Paul Reubens. "Fuck you buttmunch, I'll be=
at your ass." said The Rock. Pee-wee pulled out a spatula and flicked Dwayn=
e's ear with it good, then he threw The Rock 180 degrees when The Rock tens=
ed after the ear-flicking, Paul grabbed Dwayne's hand very quickly threw th=
e lower part of Dwayne's left arm to rotate him along with a shoulder grip =
and a push down. Pee-wee had studied some heavy military grappling. Dwayne =
sprawled on the ground and Pee-Wee sat on his back and paddled him with the=
spatula. Dwayne had lost his second match, ignominiously. Don't worry Rock=
Fans, Dwayne makes a 40 before the day's out.