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Part 56 - Arnie vs. The Wench
Ed yelled. "You guys are gunna swab the deck, or 4 of you can fight."
Charlie Callas had just passed out the last Guinness.
Molly knocked hers the fuck back and said "Arnold! Yer a bitch."
You've seen the outcome of a great mismatch. When HER nearly broke Charlie =
Callas' ribs.
This was an even greater mismatch.
Arnie says, "You bet-ter be kid-ding me or you dead."
Molly stepped forward 3 paces, turned around and flipped him The Bird.
Arnie pitched off his ballcap, and hunched over like a linebacker.
Molly knew he'd hunker down to avoid hip throws. She knew he had practiced =
capoeira during 'Predator', and that's how Dingleputh would teach it. She k=
i-eed and ran at him. Leapt, and shoved her crotch in his face hard, pushin=
g him back, flat on his back, and knocked the wind out of him.
She was now a 50.
Part 57 - 2 ladders, 4 paint cans, and the ultimate go-kart spinout.