WIP - 'The Quakes' The Spinout

Part 57 - 2 ladders, 4 paint cans, and the ultimate go-kart spinout.

The Little Drummer Girl and Mother Teresa were walking back from the paint =
store with 2 ladders, 4 gallons of paint and a shopping cart. The Little Dr=
ummer Girl was pushing the shopping cart while holding both ladders under o=
ne arm. Mother Teresa similarly had one arm full of ladders. Teresa said "G=
o-Karts." "Drop the ladders in the street." said Drums. They both moved tow=
ards Chili's and Drums pushed the cart across the street after pulling out =
a gallon of oil-based paint. She pried the lid off with the bottle opener i=
n her pocket and dumped the gallon near the ladders. The go-karts were 30 y=
ards away at that point, they sped up to catch some major air with the ladd=
ers and their knobby tires.

That's not what happened though. Zelda Rubenstein (the old lady from Polter=
geist) and Tiny Ross (Vermin from Time Bandits) hit the ladders and oil sli=
ck, and spun around about 10 times apiece.

Drums and Teresa grabbed the paint cans and hustled back to Chili's.

Part 58 - A new second.

Molly picked up Arnie's ball cap, and said to Ed, "Whatta loser, you need a=
 new second?"

Ed said, "Fuck Yeah."

The Wench said, "Not on your life."

She threw Arnie's cap back to him, and said, "Get me a beer."

Arnie complied.

Part 59 - Where the rest of the go-karts went.