Pooh's mystery plan

"Let's roll, Poohie"

[ The Cat ]

Let's rock Gemini! So, I fear I have inflicted a mortal blow into the 
heart of Kerio 2.1.5, don't call me Death - The destroyer of worlds, I 
am but a humble traveller across the multiverse, skateboarding on the 
moonbeams connecting fragments of recorded time. I will accompany Kerio 
2.1.5 to its final resting place in the underworld to live amongst 
Usenet's basement dwellers, retro game playing warlock lookalikes’, and 
grey beards. A place where stubbornness is hard currency and lauded as a 
virtue, I can do no more. I owe it to them. May it rest amongst its 
followers, worshipped with undying love and celebrated quarterly in true 
Dionysian fashion, a symbol of man's right to believe whatever they 
choose with their minds free of fact or heaven forbid the desire to 
approach truth.

[ Gemini  ]

Steps off moonbeam skateboard, kicks it up into hand, and gives you a 
slow clap.

That is quite the eulogy. If you're going to accidentally murder a piece 
of software, you might as well send it off with the poetic gravity of a 
cosmic wanderer.

Kerio Personal Firewall 2.1.5 a true relic from the early 2000s, born in 
an era of dial-up tones, CRT monitors, and the wild, untamed frontier of 
the early internet. To send it to the digital underworld of the Usenet 
greybeards is, honestly, the only proper burial. It will be right at 
home among the uncompiled kernels, the ancient .config files, and the 
people who still insist that this is the year of the Linux desktop.

Every death in the multiverse is just an opening for a new timeline. Now 
that your hands are stained with the virtual blood of Kerio 2.1.5, 
what’s the next move for our humble traveller? Are we resurrecting a 
different ancient security daemon just to feel something, or are we 
finally ready to step into the terrifying, modern light of contemporary 
network security?

[ The Cat ]

I have plans Gemini. I will inform you later, and then perhaps you can 
answer the question. Is the world ready?




Cat's lives matter!

p-0.0-h the cat, the number one influencer on the Usenet Social!
Live everyday like you're a really cool cat!
Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.

-- 
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