Re: [Update] 7-Zip 26.02
"p-0 0-h the cat (coder)" <[email protected]>
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On 27/06/2026 15:06, Shadow wrote: > Oooops, shoudn't have posted that in brackish water, I'm not > into catphishing. > Open waters are best. TUNA[TM] !!!!! You'll have to define what 'Open' means, because I'm buggered if I know what free, freedom, freedoms, libre, and beer actually refer to anymore they seem to morph in meaning and defy literal definition in ways that to an English cat make no bloody sense at all. I thought is it me so I asked Spit the cat to read the GPL. True story this. So, after he had read it I said, "Tell me Spit what was the beer bit all about?" and he said, "It's simples Pooh, if you piss or gob in the free beer you have to give it back to the community", so I says, naturally, "You're shittin' me right?", and Spit says, "Nah, straight up Pooh". Well I couldn't believe it like, so we decided to test it down the local greybeard watering hole. We nipped in the back door, and gave the least smelly one the old doe eyed look and he dutifully put down a saucer of olde slop. Fearing it may already be 'modified' we 'encouraged' Shit to test it first, to keep the punter sweet and prove what a brave and fearless compatriot Shit is, he declined the alternative incentive offered, dropping a piano on his paw. Anyway, when the greybeard got distracted by a Tampax ad on the telly, Spit did what Spit does best, and we managed to slip the saucer full back in the old grey beards jug while he was off for a wank in the khasi. We see everything, we so wish we didn't. So, what was the point of this true story. Well, it does demonstrate that prose can be more coherent and way less boring than the GPL and at no point did I ask for anything, certainly not your soul or control of your code and that's because I understand the meaning of free, when someone normal uses the word, even ham stringed as I am by English for once using the one word to mean both a sense of freedom and something gratuit. See, I can write complete bollocks and it still makes sense. No ambiguity. So, tell me Shadow what does 'Open' mean. Cat's lives matter! p-0.0-h the cat, the number one influencer on the Usenet Social! Live everyday like you're a really cool cat! Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly. -- p-0.0-h the cat Internet Terrorist, Mass sock puppeteer, Agent provocateur, Gutter rat, Devil incarnate, Linux user#666, BaStarD hacker, Resident evil, Monkey Boy, Certifiable criminal, Spineless cowardly scum, textbook Psychopath, the SCOURGE, l33t p00h d3 tr0ll, p00h == lam3r, p00h == tr0ll, troll infâme, the OVERCAT [The BEARPAIR are dead, and we are its murderers], lowlife troll, shyster [pending approval by STATE_TERROR], cripple, sociopath, kook, smug prick, smartarse, arsehole, moron, idiot, imbecile, snittish scumbag, liar, total ******* retard, shill, pooh-seur, Pooh Dendum, scouringerer, jumped up chav, punk ass dole whore troll, no nothing innumerate religious maniac, lycanthropic schizotypal lesbian, professional bully and stalker, the most complete ignoid, joker, and furball. NewsGroups Numbrer One Terrorist Honorary SHYSTER and FRAUD awarded for services to Haberdashery. By Appointment to God Frank-Lin. I mark any messages from trolls »Q« and 'Arlene' Holder as stinky Signature integrity check MD6-512 Hash: b3cb3ecb3f2411e17c7d1d687f4c7592c8ae59aa33b3e29b3bfbeae5e3428d07e8e443b03dd293802dd47782f96a5069bbd5936d0bced8c34d3c65f74e052d91