Redheads

A young redhead goes to the doctor's office and says that her body hurts
whenever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor, "show me." 

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and she screams in agony. 
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. 
Everywhere she touches makes her scream. 

The doctor asks, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" 

"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde." 

"I thought so," the doctor says," your finger is broken."