Re: more worthless info from isaac

Thanx for making me feel like a piggy quarter (as long as it lasted)!

BV

"Isaac Golding" <webmaster-z/fYxFvVzIbHaHlzDCXv2gC/[email protected]> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>
> (Hardly seems worth it.) (Read more ..)
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> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
> to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>
> (Now that's more like it!)
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> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
>
> body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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> (O.M.G.!)
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> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
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> to death.
>
> (Creepy.)
>
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>
> (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
>
> to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>
> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
> length of a football field.
>
> (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
>
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
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> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>
> (Hmmm........)
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
> people.
>
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>
> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> (I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish have no brains.
>
> (I know some people like that too.)
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> Polar bears are left-handed.
>
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>
> (What about that pig??)
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