How much vermouth goes in an extra-extra-dry martini?

- Just glance at the vermouth.

- Wave the bottle of vermouth over the gin.

- Think "vermouth."

- Swish vermouth around in the glass... and then pour it out.

- Swish vermouth around in the glass, pour it out, and then put that glass
aside and use another one for the drink.


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"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."
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