Remember this at christmas time...

(forwarded from a female friend of mine)

        According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male 
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late 
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till 
after they give birth in the spring.

        Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had 
to be a girl.

        We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass
man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

happy holidays,

--
Carl