FW: How to understand a woman

Hi buddy, I thought this may make you laugh! I am trying out a little once
only experiement (I will never email you again), forward this to anyone you
like or no one, its entirely up to you but first add your understanding of a
woman to the list. also send it back to me and I will keep it updated on our
website www.harduphusbands.co.uk, hopefully in a few weeks the list will be huge
and create a translation dictionary on understanding women by people all
around the world!
So, Read the below, add your understanding of a woman to the list, email
your friends and dont forget to email me so that I can keep the list updated
[email protected], keep checking the website for updates :-)
Eventually when the emails seem to have stopped coming in, I will use all this
information to make a translator, just like a spanish to english translator or
simular and then provide a link on our site so that everyone can download the
translator!
 
Understanding a Woman

We need REALLY MEANS I want

You want REALLY MEANS You need

It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by
now.

We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think
about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

Yes REALLY MEANS No

No REALLY MEANS No

Maybe REALLY MEANS No

I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to
like.

I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the
baby.

I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is
important.

All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did
you bring your checkbook?

www.harduphusbands.co.uk - A place for blokes to chill out


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