Re: Kinesis Sexual Advantage

Felipe Barros CorrĂȘa de Oliveira <[email protected]> Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:52:56 -0300
Newsgroups gmane.comp.hardware.altkeyboards
Message-ID <[email protected]>
Man, two options: You don't know how to make sex or I really don't know how
to use a computer keyboard.:D

(But I agree it is the best ever, I dream of the day I will put my paws in
one. But no porn stars involved.)

Felipe

On Sat, Oct 17, 2009 at 3:19 PM, Gregory G <[email protected]>wrote:

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>
> Been reading a bit of the posts from some of you programmers and I'd just
> like to say that if you've not switched to the Kinesis advantage keyboard
> yet, I do not know what you are waiting for. Among the major advantages is
> that things such as backspace the control button are handled by the strong,
> agile and opposable thumbs. In addition the entire rows are in a straight
> alignment instead of in that awkward jig jag that is a child of Qwerty 1873
> design due to the mechanical links from the keys to the typers required at
> the time. The man who invented the split keyboard - Kroamer - did much good
> work. His basic research was obviously used in creating the Kinesis as they
> did not miss a trick. And the separate pockets of a Maltron keyboard
> combined with the optional programmable three pedal footpad will make any
> programmer worth his salt think of his own ideas for their use as the basic
> functions are already well designed. All told, the money that you spend on
> one of these is worth giving up movies once week for six months. At first
> they are a bit hard to get used to even for trained Dvorak typists but the
> pleasure you will find and the joy of using one far surpasses any good that
> could possiibly come from having sex with your favorite porn star. And,
> cheaper too.
>
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