Re: OT: Near miss today
"texasexpediter" <[email protected]>
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--- In [email protected], "auwg" <auwg@...> wrote: > > Yes, they would. > I tend to ride (and drive) as if everyone else on the road is drugged, > blind, and deranged. This being a retirement town, about half the > other drivers on the road at any given time probably have two out of > three of those afflictions. > > Granny comes to sunny Florida once a year to see her kids. She'll try > to schedule her eye repairs to fit her visit so she'll have family > support, but she wouldn't dream of asking them to haul her around. > The doc will say 'wait half an hour', but she'll be impatient and out > of the clinic in fifteen or less. That means she'll be on the roads in > her godzilla barge of a Lincoln while she's: > 1. still dilated and seeing blurs (can't be more than thirty feet from > a road sign to read it) > 2. wearing huge and unfamiliar 'lazer shades' sungoggles > 3. typically over-medicated (the American Way!) for other health > issues and somewhat confused > 4. looking for where Barkley Ave meets Cortez Blvd (they don't meet) > 5. driving slow in the fast lane 'cuz she's sure it'll be a left turn > 6. very much in need of a bathroom > 7. discussing directions with a son or daughter on a cell phone > > It may sound cruel, but when she lunges into my lane, she becomes one > of the best reasons for a Stebel horn on a motorcycle. > Ed Howdershelt - Abintra Press > Science Fiction & Semi-Fiction > http://www.AbintraPress.com > My Fictionwise Ratings: http://tinyurl.com/26v45 > I always like a hi/lo pair of Fiamm horns on my bike. They would win over any car horn and some truck horns yet were very compact and easily mounted on the bike. I just got an iphone this week. I don't have any ebooks on it yet and may never put any on it since I have my Sony reader. I am going to put some audio books on it if I can ever get a reply from audibles on how to do that. ------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------ Post a message: ebook-community [[at]] * Unsubscribe: ebook-community-unsubscribe [[at]] * Switch to digest: ebook-community-digest [[at]] * Switch to normal: ebook-community-normal [[at]] * Put mail on hold: ebook-community-nomail [[at]] * Administrator: ebook-community-owner [[at]] * (* == yahoogroups.com) -------------------------------------------------------Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ebook-community/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ebook-community/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[email protected] mailto:ebook-community-fullfeatured-hHKSG33TihhbjbujkaE4pw@public.gmane.org <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ebook-community-unsubscribe-hHKSG33TihhbjbujkaE4pw@public.gmane.org <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/