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The Misanthropic Bitch: Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997 http://www.misanthropic-bitch.com =========================================================== Natural treatment for Hepatitis C shows great promise! According to reports by users, colloidal silver is giving great relief from this terrible disease. Here is a web page with some of those testimonials. http://click.topica.com/caaaLdya84xyJa99Yboa/UtopiaSilver =========================================================== Canada was fun, and I felt proud to do my part in keeping the country safe from terrorists by taking off my shoes. Next time, I hope to have my breasts felt up in full view of the flying public while I fill out a card that tells government officials my date of birth, gender, weight, height, names and Social Security numbers of my sexual partners, and the number of times I smoked weed in the past 10 years. Anything to prevent foreign airport workers with little supervision from smuggling in weapons for their friends while the government and media keep us busy with tales of mythical Middle Eastern creatures who are super deadly because they can make themselves invisible and morph their names and photos into ones that aren't their own. Did you ever see that movie with John Travolta and that actor who was in a lot of '80's movies but wasn't quite charismatic or attractive enough to get lead roles? Where they're knocked out, kidnapped, and taken to a mock American town in Russia but the residents of the town don't know that they aren't in America (albeit an America about 30 years behind the times)? And Travolta and his sidekick are brought in to modernize the town so that KGB agents can infiltrate America and spy on us? But Travolta and friend don't realize what the Russian plot is because they think they're still in the U.S. even if things are a bit off? Yeah, that pretty much sums up my vacation. I enjoyed Canadian television. "Third Watch" is a thrilling look at the lives of emergency workers in a large city. "Crossing Jordan" details the exploits of a female medical examiner who finds herself in sticky situations. "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" -- well, that sucked. But "The Simpsons"? That's comedic gold. Good job, Canada. Did you know that they can CURSE on Canadian TV? That they don't have to dub in inoffensive pejoratives and exclamations? You know you've lived in an open, democratic country for too long when you have to turn to the person next to you and ask, "Did he say 'fuck' on TV? They can do that here?" I even heard a rumor that Canadians can travel freely to Cuba. What a bunch of commies. Don't let the Canadians fool you. Toronto is as dirty as any other major city, perhaps more so than some. The subways and street cars are nice, though, even if I don't quite get the purpose of using scratch-off lottery tickets instead of swipeable cards for all-day passes. I guess the Canadians expect riders to be honest and the fare attendants to be diligent. Strange, strange society. Some of the neighborhoods: Queen Street West. Where fat, homely girls go to look like Avril Lavigne, and attractive women with body dysmorphic disorder go to mutilate their bodies with sharp, metal objects. Yonge Street. Obnoxious homeless people stand in doorways and ask passers-by for money. Someone should tell them that they live in a socialist country. Church Street. In NYC, we call it "Christopher Street." In Afghanistan, they call it "The Avenue of Many Toppled Walls." Bloor Street. Canadians like to think they have the equivalent of NYC's 5th Avenue. No, really. I'm not sure what this "Boxing Day" is, but there are week-long blowout sales in hono(u)r of it, and with Canadian money worth almost nothing, I bought shoes, clothes, a smuggled slave from Pakistan, and a box of crackers with a free Nazi panda inside. And it cost me only $15USD! Watching Canadian news is like watching American news from 1992. Did you know that, in this world, there exist groups of people who band together based on a common interest or a common characteristic, and then battle against OTHER groups of people who may or may not share their interests and characteristics? It's true! They're called "gangs," and in Toronto, out of the staggering number of murders last year -- 60! -- most were related to these roving bands of thugs. Call out the Mounties. That's my Toronto vacation. I had a good time, and I like it better than NYC, but what isn't better than NYC? The president's tax cut plan, for one. (That was a beautiful segue.) "Ari Fleischer said 46 million married couples would receive average tax cuts of $1,716; 34 million families with children will benefit from average tax cuts of $1,473; and 13 million elderly taxpayers would receive a $1,384 tax cut." I'm not married. I don't have children. And I'm not close to the grave. Naturally, I throw all of my support behind this. Married couples certainly deserve a tax break for falling in line with Bush's faith-based initiative to increase the number of people bound together by law. People with kids, of course, don't get enough assistance, and we should do all we can to help parents upgrade to an HDTV. And the elderly -- wow, what kind of society do we live in where we can't help people who didn't work nearly as much as we do attain complete dependence on tax dollars? I'm glad that Bush is staying true to the Republican mandate of smaller government. Much love to all of you who helped usher in this golden age of prosperity and freedom. I should update soon. Within a week or so. (And, yes, Topica places ads on each mailing, some of which relate to children. Haha, ironic.) ====================================================================== NYC - A heroic 10-year-old boy may have saved his mother's life by bashing an aunt over the head with a bottle as she repeatedly stabbed his mom, police said. "I hit her with all my might," Eden Cadogan told the Daily News yesterday at his family's Brooklyn apartment. "I didn't want my mom to die." Eden's mother, Reba Shack, 41, was in critical condition last night at Brookdale University Hospital. Police said Shack was stabbed four times by her sister, Lavender Hodo, who attacked her with a 12-inch kitchen knife Saturday night. Eden was in a bedroom with his sisters, ages 13 and 9, when he heard his mother and aunt fighting in the living room. Eden said he tried to separate the women. Then, to his horror, he saw Hodo plunge a knife into his mother's arm, neck and torso. As his aunt raised the knife again, the courageous fifth-grader grabbed an empty soda bottle. "When she was going to [stab her] the fifth time, I took a bottle and hit her over the head first," said Eden, who attends Public School 108. Eden said his aunt fell to the floor, her head bleeding. Then she dropped the knife and ran from the apartment. When police arrived at the scene, they found Hodo and arrested her, charging her with assault and criminal possession of a weapon. "I just wish that [my mother] will be okay," Eden said as his father comforted him. Source: Daily News ====================================================================== CANADA - Miniature panda bears, all marked with swastikas, have been found in a number of Christmas crackers in Alberta, shocking the families who have found them. Christmas crackers usually contain a party hat, a joke and a surprise novelty. The toy inside the Alberta crackers was a small panda bear wearing a military cap with a swastika-like emblem on it. The bear appears to be raising his hand in a Nazi salute and appears to have a military medal painted on his chest. Lynda Tomilin from Calgary saw one of the figurines come out of a cracker as she was sitting down for Christmas dinner. She says she was disgusted. Families in Olds, Edmonton and northern Alberta have also found the panda in their Christmas crackers. "We couldn't believe that was was the toy that came out of one of these Christmas crackers. Of course the girls were saying, 'Can I have that one?' But we said no," she says. The Christmas cracker maker in Lachine, Quebec, says it's all a misunderstanding. Martin Walper, president of Walpert Industries Inc., says while in the West, the swastika is linked to Adolf Hitler's Nazi Germany, the symbol is widely used in several major religions, including Buddhism. In China, where Walpert's crackers are made, the swastika denotes, among other things, prosperity. Laurence Nixon, chairman of the religion department at Montreal's Dawson College, says in Hinduism and Buddhism, the swastika has absolutely no connotation of nationalism, socialism, much less anti-Semitism. In fact, the word swastika comes from the sanskrit word for wellbeing. Nixon adds that the symbol has been found in almost every ancient and primitive culture all over the world, turning up among the Hindus, the Celts, the Germanic peoples and in central Asia as well as in pre-Columbus America. Source: CTV ====================================================================== DUBAI - The French Foreign Ministry confirmed on Saturday it had hired a lawyer to help defend the French businesswoman who has been charged in Dubai with having "adulterous sexual relations", a crime which carries a maximum 18-month jail sentence under the Muslim emirate's Sharia law. The woman, Touria Tiouli, a Moroccan-born marketing executive who grew up in Limoges and holds full French citizenship, had previously accused three local men of gang raping her, but police in Dubai rejected her allegations and instead arrested and charged her. On Saturday, she was freed from prison on bail paid by the French consulate but will face trial within a few weeks. Ms Tiouli, who works for several French luxury goods firms and was on her third extended business trip to Dubai, went to police in the oil-rich emirate on October 14, the day after her 39th birthday. She said three men had taken it in turns to rape her the previous night. Ms Tiouli said she had gone to celebrate her birthday at a popular international disco. She knew the place well and was on good terms with its manager, who introduced her to three friends. They brought her a drink - Coca-Cola, according to friends from Limoges who have formed a support group for her - and then drifted off. At midnight, when Ms Tiouli went to call a taxi to go home, they offered her a lift. But the men took her to an outlying district and raped her for several hours before finally dropping her at her hotel, Ms Tiouli says. She has told friends she thought hard before going to the police, aware that her story might not be believed, but she decided to do so because she thought her status as a French citizen with close links to the consulate's business section would carry some weight. "I very soon realised my story was not getting through to the police at all," she told the French daily Liberation. "The next day they called me back in for more questioning, put me in handcuffs and took me to Dubai women's prison where I spent five days. They had questioned two of my rapists, and decided I was the guilty party." The men had told the police that they saw Ms Tiouli drinking alcohol and thought she was a prostitute. Source: The Guardian ====================================================================== VIRGINIA - Fairfax County Police are targeting Reston and Herndon area bar-restaurant patrons suspected of having one too many drinks. Police have been taking them outside for sobriety tests and, if they fail, arresting them for public drunkenness. The owners of local bar-restaurants are complaining that these tactics are too aggressive. But a county police spokesman says the practice is nothing new and, besides, helps prevent worse abuse that can lead to alcohol-related driving accidents. According to Virginia statutes and the Virginia Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control (ABC), any place with a liquor license is considered a "public place." Accordingly, police are allowed free access to such places, and, should they find any customer over the legal alcohol limit of .08 or suspect a customer of being intoxicated while still being served or present in an establishment, police can write that person a ticket for public intoxication. Such methods, say police, are not new, despite protests from bar owners that they have never heard of police coming into their establishments and enforcing drinking laws. "I've been an officer for over 17 years, and we've been doing it on and off over my entire career," said police public information officer Sophia Grinnan. "As much as officers hate to spoil a good time, they hate even more to go out at 2 a.m. and work a death of anybody that is alcohol related," Grinnan said. However, bar owners and patrons present during such police raids over the last several weeks said what police have been doing is overly aggressive. Richie Prisco was the general manager on duty at Champps in Reston's Plaza America on Sunset Hills Road on Thursday, Dec. 19, when he said police came into the bar and started taking patrons outside. "They were talking to one of the guests, then physically pulled him off the barstool," Prisco said. "They were really aggressive and nasty." Champps General Manager Randy Gross compared the police tactics to those of Hitler's Gestapo, and said he feels he is owed an explanation. "I would like a meeting between myself, other establishments and the chief of police," Gross said. "I just want them to tell us why they're doing this and what we can do to prevent it." Grinnan said it is not unusual for police to crack down extra hard on alcohol-related offenses during the holiday season, when more alcohol is typically consumed. Plus, Grinnan noted, a ticket for public intoxication is a far lesser offense. "It has less repercussions than driving drunk and is a safer way to battle DWIs," Grinnan said. Other bars in the local area have also had visits from police, including Jimmy's Old Town Tavern and Ned Devine's, both in Herndon. Jimmy Cirrito, who owns and runs Jimmy's Old Town Tavern, said 10 or so officers who showed up in SWAT-like garb were intimidating and unnecessary. He also noted that police seemed to be tagging people at random, despite police telling bar owners they had undercover officers in the bar, calling in and giving descriptions of particular individuals. "They tapped one lady on the shoulder--who was on her first drink and had just eaten dinner--to take her out on the sidewalk and give her a sobriety test," Cirrito said. "They told her she fit the description of a woman they had complaints about, and that they heard she was dancing topless." Cirrito said the woman passed the sobriety test and was allowed to return to the bar, but, soon after, police pulled another woman outside who had arrived shortly before police came into Jimmy's Old Town Tavern. "They made her count backward, say the alphabet, tell them where she lived, how she got there, how she was getting home," Cirrito said. "She had just gotten there five minutes ago in a cab." Cirrito insisted that the last thing he as a bar owner wants to see is any of his customers get hurt, and, for this reason, he said, he'll call a cab for and cut off drinks to anyone they think has had too much to drink. But he won't just send someone out in the street who appears to have had too much to drink until he is sure the individual can get home safely. "The law states I have to push these people out on the sidewalk," Cirrito said. "And then, what can happen? A [lone] woman could get mugged, or who knows what, going to her car by herself." He added it is aggravating for him, especially as a small business owner, to be targeted by police and face possible fines from the ABC. "It's disappointing and sad for people like me who don't own a chain," Cirrito said. "I don't sit in Beverly Hills and count my thousands. I dump trash and scrub floors. If a place like Chili's or Ruby Tuesday's gets an ABC violation, it's like a fly landing on your arm--they just brush it off. For me, it's like a killer wasp sting." Grinnan responded to this sentiment by saying bar owners were probably just ruffled by seeing the uniform in their bars, even though undercover officers are common. "If it sends a strong message out, then that's what we want to do," Grinnan said. And, in response to bar owners' complaints that the raids were overly aggressive, Grinnan said there are two sides to every story. "I've had bar owners come up to me [and] ask what is going on," she said. "But I've also had some approach me aggressively, telling me I couldn't be there and I was violating their constitutional rights. We love to give explanations of what we're doing because it has an impact, but officers don't have to give up their game plan. That is just a courtesy." Source: The Burke Times ====================================================================== MICHIGAN -- Jon Fowler wants his 4-year-old son to have the right to take peyote with him. It's a matter of religious freedom, he says. A member of the Grand Traverse Band of Ottawa and Chippewa Indians, Jon Fowler belongs to the Native American Church of the Morning Star, where the hallucinogen is taken as a sacrament. Fowler wants his son to join him in the rite, if the boy wishes. But a judge may bar Fowler from doing so, in a case that pits the Constitution's guarantee of religious freedom against a mother's wish to protect her child. Fowler's ex-wife, Kristin Hanslovsky, who is not an American Indian, fears that peyote would harm her son and doesn't want him anywhere near it. Fowler, who earns a living by selling food and crafts at powwows, credits his use of peyote with helping him overcome alcoholism and forge a relationship with God. The U.S. criminal code classifies peyote as a controlled substance, and in most instances a person caught with more than 4 ounces faces the possibility of a 20-year prison sentence. But during the past century, peyote's use in religious rites spread among Indians throughout the United States, including the upper Midwest. Congress recognized this sacramental use of peyote eight years ago by amending the American Indian Religious Freedom Act of 1978 to protect the practice in all 50 states. Fowler's attorney, Thomas Myers of Michigan Indian Legal Services, said the case was about ensuring that "rights guaranteed to Native Americans by treaty or statute are secured, and I think that would include constitutional rights." Hanslovsky has said she does not want to violate anyone's religious freedom, but that feeding the boy peyote "could cause him harm or long-term neurological defects." Testifying on Fowler's behalf at a court hearing last month, John Halpern, a psychiatrist and researcher at Harvard Medical School, said he has found no evidence of a child or adult being harmed by the use of peyote in Indian religious services. "This is a sacred ceremony," said Halpern, who has conducted an extensive study of peyote use among Indians. "It's not something to entertain people." About 300,000 Indians who belong to the Native American Church of North America, the nation's largest church for indigenous peoples, ingest some form of the cactus, he said. But some members of these types of congregations do not believe children should take the substance. Anne Zapf, who with her husband runs the Peyote Way Church of God in Klondike, Ariz., feels children should be allowed to attend spiritual ceremonies where peyote is dispensed, but should not ingest it. At Zapf's church, where peyote is used once or twice a year, a person must be at least 18 -- or 14, with parental permission -- to take it. "I'm not even into handing peyote to anybody who's under 30 because most people aren't emotionally mature enough or prepared by life enough for the experience," she said. "Peyote is an introspective experience. It's a God experience and generally you have to have a few sins under your belt." (How many Native Americans who take peyote are actually about 90 percent European in descent?) 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