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An article in this month's Harper's magazine -- what, you don't 
subscribe to it already? -- mentions my site.  To think the highbrow 
have lowered themselves to my level, that of a "middlebrown dominatrix." 
 Next, I take on the NY Times.

I went to the gynecologist this week.  Rather, I went to a nurse 
practitioner at an OB/GYN practice.  And I've never felt like a bigger 
dyke -- so loved, so comforted by my tittied brethren.

"Welcome to the family," both the nurse and nurse practioner said as I 
entered the exam room.  "We're so glad that you've chosen our practice.  
Please get undressed, so that we can induct you into our ways."

As the nurse practitioner groped my breasts, she told me about and 
demonstrated the different methods women use when examining their 
fleshmounds.  Some like it circular, while some find a sweeping motion 
more satisfying.  Others like to pinch their nipples as they finger 
themselves.  Who knew there were so many methods in which a woman could 
check for lumps?

When it came time to put my feet in the stirrups -- certainly my 
favorite part of the exam -- she said that she likes to pretend that her 
legs are holding up the walls and if she brings them too close together, 
the ceiling will collapse.  I, on the other hand, like to pretend that 
I'm not having an unattractive earth mother stick her fingers in my 
twat.  Whatever gets you through.

She told me that my vagina was beautiful -- she was tickled pink, indeed 
-- and congratulated me for being one of the few women who wears her 
underwire bra properly.  I think she liked me.  Teehee.

After the exam, she brought me to a back room, where a group of naked 
women were practicing menstrual extraction on each other and a coven of 
Pagan sisters made a mixture with pennyroyal tea.

All in all, a success of an afternoon.

Still no tubal -- really, what's the point of even asking until my eggs 
are too rotten to produce anything but 'tard kids -- but I'm getting an 
IUD.  Probably more than you wanted to know, but you can breathe a sigh 
of relief that you're safe from the prospect of TMB children for at 
least another 10 years.

How about some Stupid Teen Girl news?

Currently, STG is trying hard to live up to the standards set by HBO's 
"Sex and the City," and you can't fault a 19-year-old girl for wanting 
to get ass-fucked by 30-somethings she meets on the Internet.  Isn't 
that a dream we all share?

When STG's computer fails, I usually go over to fix it -- she hasn't yet 
discovered the concept of dating men who can provide a service other 
than a good dicking -- and I can't help but search through her saved 
chat sessions and collection of Internet perv photos.

(Nor could I help but notice that her birth control pills hadn't been 
taken in two days.  TMB kids = no.  STG kids = yes.  The world is a 
cruel place.)

Admittedly, I don't read women's magazines, but I'm pretty sure that 
having 20 sex partners (many of whom were met as she cruised chat rooms 
as "fkable69xxx") isn't the norm for 19 year olds.  In one of her chat 
sessions, a 30-year-old guitarist for a going-nowhere Jersey metal band 
told her that she has issues.  And when a heavily tattoed loser tells 
you that you have issues, you might as well drive to the nearest psych 
hospital.

I also found naughty pictures of her that were taken by a 36-year-old 
used car salesman.  A used car salesman who is balding.  But who tried 
to hide it in one photo by using Photoshop to lower his receding 
hairline.  I giggled as I scrolled between the original photo and the 
doctored one.  Receding hairline: now you see it, now you don't.

I don't know what's wrong with her, but the thought of possibly having a 
child like that is reason enough to cross my fingers and hope that the 
IUD causes scarring that renders me infertile.

To brighten your day, I updated my site AND changed the layout.  Whew, 
I'm tired.
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IOWA - A partially paralyzed resident of a Des Moines nursing home 
burned to death Tuesday when flames erupted as he smoked a cigarette in 
his wheelchair on the facility's patio.

Fire officials say an oxygen canister mounted on the rear of George R. 
Baker Jr.'s wheelchair might have caught fire. Fire officials and state 
nursing-home regulators said they would investigate the incident.

State regulators have cited the nursing home several times this year for 
improper care and cleanliness problems.

Rescue workers said Baker, 54, was on fire for an undetermined amount of 
time before someone inside noticed the flames and grabbed an 
extinguisher.

Clark Allen, 44, of Minneapolis said he was walking by CLC University 
when "I looked over and saw a ball of black smoke."

"I went closer and saw a man in a wheelchair. He wasn't moving," Allen 
said. "I said, 'Hey, this man is burning!' Flames were shooting off his 
back."

Allen, who is staying at the Bethel Mission in Des Moines, said he ran 
to the building and tried to alert employees. "They ran outside, and 
they were yelling things like, 'Oh, God!' Someone got a fire 
extinguisher and started putting him out," he said.

Fire officials said an alarm triggered by sensors at the care center 
alerted them to a problem. Someone from the center called in an alarm a 
few minutes later, officials said.

Fire Investigator Brad Fousek said Baker, who suffered from lung disease 
and the effects of a spinal injury, apparently had gone outside to have 
a cigarette shortly before 10 a.m.

"On the machine on the back of the wheelchair, it said, "No smoking," " 
Fousek said.

The tank had an apparatus attached that allowed Baker to breathe from 
it. A cigarette lighter was found near the body, investigators said. 
Officials could not immediately determine whether the oxygen equipment 
was turned on when the flames broke out, Interim Assistant Fire Chief 
Dan Sanders said.

Source: DES MOINES REGISTER

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NEW JERSEY - Two unidentified men, apparently upset about the slaying of 
deer, started a fist fight with two hunters but got more than they 
bargained for when it turned out both hunters were martial arts experts, 
authorities said. 

Police said yesterday the two hunters, a father and his teenaged son, 
were legally hunting on farmland Saturday night.  The father and son 
-who he declined to identify - had a permit from the state Division of 
Fish, Game and Wildlife allowing them to hunt deer on the property. 

The incident happened about 11 p.m. after the father and son had 
finished hunting. The pair had put away their weapons and were loading 
their all-terrain vehicles (ATVs) into their truck when the two 
strangers - described as white males 25 to 32 years old - came 
"stomping" across a field toward them, police said. 

 
The newcomers shouted obscenities and yelled, "Why do you keep shooting 
our deer?" police related. 

Police said the strangers went up to the hunters, raised their arms, and 
threw punches at the two hunters. 

But, police said, the father and son hunters are both martial arts 
experts who were easily able to defended themselves against their 
aggressors. He said the fight "did not last very long." 

Seeking not to escalate the situation, the hunters got into their 
vehicle and drove away, leaving the two unidentified combatants lying on 
the ground, police said.  Police said the father and son reported the 
incident to police a short time later from a safe location. 

Source: TRENTON TIMES

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PARIS - Don't break a leg in France this summer--hospital beds in the 
country whose health system has been hailed as the world's best are 
suddenly hard to come by as acute staff shortages are forcing whole 
wards to shut. 

Much of the blame lies with France's 35-hour working week law, applied 
to doctors and nurses from October last year but in practice barely 
feasible in a profession that already required that people work well 
over the previous 39-hour maximum. 

Instead, many medical staff are converting their swathes of accrued 
overtime into longer holidays, exacerbating seasonal staffing lows just 
as French hospitals brace for the usual flood of ill or accident-prone 
holidaymakers and foreign tourists. 

"It's not an exaggeration to talk about a crisis. Already, patient care 
is being hit and safety is being compromised," said Francois Aubart, 
orthopedic surgeon at the Eaubonne-Montmorency hospital in the northern 
Paris suburbs. 

"We are at saturation point and some patients are going to have to 
wait," Aubart, who is also president of the health workers union CMH, 
told Reuters. 

With its expensive and well-equipped health care system ranked best in 
the world by the World Health Organization, France last year even began 
accepting patients from Britain, whose health service one French 
minister derided as medieval. 

But now French hospitals are beginning to feel the strain themselves as 
the working week rules of former Socialist Prime Minister Lionel Jospin, 
ousted in elections this year, effectively cut their overall manpower by 
around 8%. 

Aubart said French hospitals would be closing around a third of their 
bed space this summer, double the usual seasonal fall in capacity. Worst 
hit is the densely populated Paris region, where staffing is already 
badly stretched. 

The Roseraie hospital to the north of the French capital has shut down 
its maternity ward altogether for the summer, while bed closures have 
reached 60% elsewhere in the area. 

Given the extent of the current shortages, unions appear ready to accept 
the new arrangements, among the first steps by the government to put 
Jospin's 35-hour week under broader review. But they insist they are no 
panacea. 


Source: REUTERS

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NYC - The city will pay a former Queens teacher $50,000 to settle an 
unusual lawsuit charging he was harassed by special-education students 
who mocked his accent and threatened to beat him, the Daily News has 
learned.

Vincent Peries, who is from Sri Lanka, accused administrators of doing 
nothing to help him after he complained that students at Francis Lewis 
High School in Fresh Meadows called him "Gandhi" and immigrant shit.

Legal experts said the suit was the first of its kind in which a teacher 
successfully brought a civil rights action alleging that students had 
created a "hostile work environment."

The settlement was reached after a six-day trial in Brooklyn Federal 
Court ended in a hung jury this month, Peries' lawyer, Jeffrey Slade, 
said yesterday.

Peries, 68 and retired, was seeking $250,000 in damages. He is still 
under psychiatric care for depression caused by eight years of student 
abuse, Slade said.

According to court papers, school officials said they could not 
discipline emotionally troubled special-education students simply for 
verbal misconduct.

Slade said the case opened the door for other teachers to "sue school 
officials for failing to take appropriate remedial action when faced 
with a pattern of student harassment."

He said the amount of the settlement was less than Peries was hoping 
for, but he made the decision to forgo another trial because of his 
fragile psyche.

"The trial had brought back all the bad memories," he said.

A spokeswoman for the city Law Department did not return a call for 
comment. 

Source: DAILY NEWS

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IOWA - A state judge upheld his decision that pregnancy test records 
aren't confidential and ordered Planned Parenthood to turn over records 
to help investigators find the mother of a newborn whose body was dumped 
in the trash. 

Planned Parenthood of Greater Iowa has until Aug. 17 to turn over 
records of pregnancy tests it administered, District Judge Frank B. 
Nelson ordered on Monday. 

"Astonishingly, PPGI apparently considers itself and its personnel to be 
above the law and not required to respond to a valid issued and served 
subpoena," Nelson wrote. 

Planned Parenthood will appeal the decision to the Iowa Supreme Court, 
said Jill June, president of the Greater Iowa chapter. June has said 
she's willing to go to jail to protect the records. 

Investigators say the records would help them find the mother of a baby 
boy whose body was dumped in a compost bin at a recycling center in 
Storm Lake on May 30. 

The baby was just 24 to 48 hours old, authorities say, but because of 
the condition of the body, they haven't determined how he died. 

Medical records are confidential under Iowa law. County attorneys 
argued, and Nelson agreed, that the records aren't medical records 
because the staff who provide pregnancy tests aren't required to be 
doctors or nurses. 

Nelson granted authorities' request to obtain the records and subpoenaed 
hospitals and the clinic for records of tests taken from August to May. 
Planned Parenthood estimates nearly 1,000 tests were taken during that 
period. 

(The logic of this decision escapes me.  A woman who tosses her newborn 
in a compost bin probably isn't the kind of woman who visits Planned 
Parenthood for a pregnancy test.  Assuming she even took a pregnancy 
test -- and didn't spend nine months pretending that she was getting a 
bit chubby due to lack of exercise -- she likely did what most women do: 
bought a $10 EPT at CVS.)

Source: AP
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DENVER - A 19-year-old man was repeatedly raped at the Jefferson County 
Jail after deputies placed him in a cell with a sex offender who had 
attacked another inmate hours earlier.

The Littleton man was sexually assaulted on Jan. 3 and 4 after he was 
placed in a cell with James Cornelius Westbrook, 20, who had just been 
convicted that day of aggravated robbery.

The man was placed in the cell about six hours after Westbrook attempted 
to sexually assault another inmate. That inmate screamed for help and 
was removed from the cell at 2:45 p.m. Jan. 3.

The man was placed in the cell at 9:19 p.m. Westbrook forced him to 
perform various oral and anal sexual acts, threatening to kill him if he 
didn't comply and keep quiet, according to court records.

The victim had been arrested for failing to attend classes required as a 
condition of his plea to drunken-driving offense.

It was his first time in jail.

"It's horrific," said his mother.

The victim told deputies that Westbrook threatened "to snap my neck in 
half" if he didn't keep quiet, according to court records. When he 
moaned in pain during the assaults, Westbrook told him not to cry or he 
would kill him.

The victim cried when he reported the assaults to deputies, saying that 
"he didn't want to die and was scared he would die in that cell," 
according to court records.

Westbrook claimed the victim approached him.

Sheriff's spokeswoman Jacki Tallman said the Littleton man was placed in 
the cell because the allegations from the incident involving the first 
inmate were not documented. New deputies came on duty in a shift change 
and were unaware of the problem with Westbrook earlier that day.

Tallman said deputies separated Westbrook and the first inmate without 
determining what happened.

"There was a verbal altercation between two inmates," she said. "No one 
sees what occurred. The deputies received completely different accounts 
from the two inmates."

Westbrook, who is black, said it was a racial incident. The other inmate 
said Westbrook tried to force him to perform oral sex.

"There are personality conflicts in our facility all the time," Tallman 
said. "They were separated with the deputies not knowing who was being 
truthful."

Westbrook was convicted of sexually assaulting another inmate at Mount 
View Detention Center when he was 13.

The January Jefferson County incident was not his last.

He is accused of sexually assaulting another inmate April 3 at the 
Denver Regional Diagnostic Center where he was held awaiting placement 
in a state prison.

Investigators said that inmate was "highly upset and crying, throwing up 
in a wastebasket" as he described the attack.

The inmate said he didn't resist because he didn't want to be written up 
for fighting, according to court records.

Westbrook claimed the sex was consensual and produced a handwritten note 
he claimed was signed by the inmate, stating that they had agreed to 
have sex.

The inmate later said he didn't want to press charges against Westbrook 
because he was scared of him and feared retaliation from other inmates 
if he had a "snitch jacket."

Department of Corrections spokeswoman Heidi Hayes said she could not 
discuss why Westbrook was housed with another inmate at the diagnostic 
center with his history of attacking cellmates. 

Denver defense attorney David Lane said sexual assaults by inmates are a 
pervasive problem and jailers have a duty not to "throw inmates into the 
shark tank" if they have reason to believe another inmate poses a 
danger.

Source: ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS
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