News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


To the list of great schools like Harvard, Yale, and M.I.T., it is time to add another name. That’s right, as professors everywhere shudder, Trump University plots its entry into the halls of academia. And if you can’t meet The Donald’s rigorous course load? Well, then, You’re Expelled! Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0826041_donald_trump_1.html


A former personal assistant of William Kennedy Smith claims that she was attacked five years ago in the Kennedy cousin’s Chicago-area home. The assault allegedly occurred after a night of partying with coworkers. Sounds familiar:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0826042_kennedy_smith_1.html


Any motorist knows that toll takers are a sweet, engaging group of public employees. But there are always a few in need of courtesy lessons. To read about some of these vulgar, rude, and "downright creepy" booth jockeys, go here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0825041thruway1.html


What stunk worse than the last Dave Matthews Band album? The torrent of liquid waste that was allegedly dumped from the band’s tour bus (and which landed on dozens of unfortunate citizens enjoying a boat tour on the Chicago River). Let the suing begin:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0825042_dave_matthews_1.html


Now knowing what two cigarettes buys in prison, we’re wondering what a whole pack would get you:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0825044cigs1.html


It’s alliteration Thursday in our backstage concert rider section with the addition of Pearl Jam, Pixies, and Pantera. So take a P:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/index.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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