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Dear Friends:


This dopey Paris Hilton actually thinks she's a brand and wants to trademark her name and an accompanying logo featuring a tiara carrying the letter P. Paris, you see, wants to slap her name on everything from kitchen utensils to body lotions. Strangely, she's not considering a line of video cameras. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0827041_paris_hilton_1.html


In this week's "Blowing Up Gotti" episode, the Dapper Don counsels daughter Victoria to maintain a lower profile and stay off television and book covers. Viewers of Vicky's wretched reality TV series wish she had followed her murderous pappy’s advice. Watch here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/blowingupgotti/


After hundreds of fan requests, we've finally broken down and added Jimmy Buffett's concert rider to our massive backstage collection. Parrotheads and others will notice that rapper 50 Cent is now also in the club:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/index.html


They finally caught Kenneth Iasimone, the Rhode Island telephone enthusiast with the catchy police nickname:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0827042_porno_man_1.html


While you hate to see a 13-month marriage crumble, poor Kristian LaFave does seem to deserve immediate emancipation from wife Debra:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0826043_lafave_1.html


Prize contest closes Wednesday, so enter now for a shot at some fine swag, including a DVD of the first season of Dave Chappelle's hilarious Comedy Central show. Right this way:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG

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