News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


Have you heard about the new U.S. Postal Service program that allows customers, for a premium, to print actual stamps carrying a photo of their choosing (as long as the requested image is not deemed objectionable)? Well, Uncle Sam may want to reexamine his quality control measures since we succeeded in ordering official postage featuring bloodthirsty foreign dictators, a labor racketeer, the Unabomber, executed Soviet spies Ethel and Julius Rosenberg, and others. In fact, we even scored  37-cent stamps with a picture of the  famous Monica Lewinsky dress adorned with a little piece of Bill Clinton. Take a peek, these will look great on our telephone bill:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0831041_photostamps_1.html


Today’s additions to our backstage concert rider collection are Ja Rule and Van Morrison. What do these seemingly disparate recording artists have in common? Outside of a shared love of the klezmer, not much. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/index.html


Kids say the darnedest things. In fact, you can win some fine loot in our prize contest--which closes later today--if you can tell us what the four-year-old called the acid hidden in mom’s crystal meth. Just enter here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


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[email protected]


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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