News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


When you look at the mug shot of Myrtle Clara Maly, it's hard to believe that the 76-year-old Wisconsin woman just copped to poisoning her neighbor's rambunctious cats. The pensioner whacked poor Tangerine and Tiger by spiking a can of "Special Kitty Salmon Dinner" with d-Con rodent killer. She's one sinister septuagenarian:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624052bird1.html


If you're listening to the radio and the wacky DJ announces that he's giving away "100 grand" in a call-in contest, let the dialer beware. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0623051grand1.html


Before this poor Katie Holmes completes her conversion to Scientology, we hope she takes a moment to review some choice excerpts from the amusing FBI file on L. Ron Hubbard, founder of the controversial, um, religion. Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624051hubbard1.html


We're willing to kick in if somebody wants to throw a rent party for our gal Courtney Love:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0622051clove1.html


Now that he's being sued over a dog bite (by a husky named Flash), Michael Jackson's legal docket encompasses every tort known to man. Congratulations, disgraced King of Pop:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0621051husky1.html


We've just added the new Daily Show with Jon Stewart Indecision 2004 DVD set to the prize haul for our contest. You can also walk away with the new White Stripes CD and the uncensored "Team America" DVD if you tell us what was shoplifted from Target. Right this way, please:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


---
You are currently subscribed to tsgnews as: [email protected]
To unsubscribe send a blank email to [email protected]